| Slim Shady | 
| Slim Shady | 
| Slim Shady | 
| Slim Shady | 
| Well I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled | 
| Pop the same shit that got Tupac killed | 
| Spit game to these hoes, like a soap opera episode | 
| And punch a bitch in the nose, til her whole face explodes | 
| There’s three things I hate: girls, women and bitches | 
| Smack bitches that walk up, and drop-kick midgets | 
| Call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward | 
| Stick figure, with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg | 
| Comin through the airport, sluggish, walkin on crutches | 
| Hit a fuckin in her with luggage | 
| It’s like a dream I can’t snap out, I black out, and back out | 
| Lookin for some other thug, to beat the crap out | 
| I’m bringin you rap singers two middle fingers | 
| I flip you off in French, then translate in English | 
| Then I’ma vanish off the face of the planet and come back | 
| Speakin so much Spanish, Pun can’t even understand it Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Slim Shady | 
| Yeah | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Slim motherfuckinShady | 
| Yeah | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Slim Shady | 
| Yeah | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| I had a huge attitude, started off staticky | 
| Mad at you, had you mad at me automatically (one more time) | 
| I’m not a commodity, I’m an oddity | 
| Who oddly enough developed himself a Halloween following | 
| It’s so big, if I counted up all the freaks who follow me | 
| I’d probably owe Ozzy Osbourne an apology | 
| College girls, live in an alcoholic’s world | 
| Full of earl, head twirls every time the toilet swirls *flush* | 
| Covered in throw-up, and I refuse to grow up I won’t budge, I still tell a grown-up to shut up (SHUT UP!) | 
| I made this rap game suspenseful, cause now I got a impulse | 
| To give you insults wrote with a pencil (bitch) | 
| And waste the paper on you, choppin down the oakwood | 
| Cause everything that you wrote in your notebook was no good | 
| And as long as I stay in the studio and keep cuttin | 
| You motherfuckers are puttin your words together for nuttin | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Slim Shady | 
| What’s the deal? | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Slim motherfuckinShady | 
| Yeah. | 
| who? | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Slim Shady | 
| What’s the deal? | 
| Won’t you busa rhyme for me boy. | 
| Turn the music up, we gon’wake the neighbors | 
| We gon’get high, we gon’roll to Vegas | 
| Me and Slim Shady, on some shit daily | 
| What you want what you got is it hot? | 
| (Is it hot?) | 
| Turn the music up, we gon’wake the neighbors | 
| We gon’get high, we gon’roll to Vegas | 
| Me and Slim Shady, on some shit daily | 
| What you want (yo) what you want (yo) ahh uhh yo | 
| «A person from another planet might disagree with you» | 
| «Well if you want my opinion, it comes from right here onEarth» | 
| Slim Shady. | 
| Misdemeanor. | 
| Timbaland. | 
| Slim Shady. | 
| Misdemeanor. | 
| I’m homicidal, and suicidal with no friends | 
| Holdin a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends | 
| Sprayin tecs at you until you see your fuckin legs | 
| With the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin next to you | 
| (AHH!) Fuckin mad dog, foamin at the mouth | 
| Fuck mouth, my whole house, is foamin at the couch | 
| Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a building | 
| And shot every window out on the way down to the ground (KEEPFILMING!) | 
| Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed, chopped em inhalf | 
| Suffocated the oxygen mask | 
| Shit if I get any higher, I’ma get the East and West beefin again | 
| Slide back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire | 
| Y’all better call the police 'fore I kill this track | 
| Don’t shoot Missy!!! | 
| Get back | 
| Uhh, I’ma put you all in the line | 
| Uhh, and I’ma watch you MC’s die | 
| Yo mommy, mommy, Missy done lost her mind! | 
| I think somebody done pissed her off this time! | 
| Yo, I’ma have to bust you through your chest and | 
| Uhh, you will have to clean up the mess (uh-huh) | 
| It’s rainin rainin and it’s pourin loud | 
| Never fear, cause pissy Missy’s through the crowd | 
| Uhh, I hear the gats go cha-pow | 
| Who shot me damnit? | 
| Bitch get down | 
| Don’t walk when I talk, I never talk when I smile (uh-huh) | 
| Lay em on down, like they lived underground (uh) | 
| For the sound, that me and, Timbaland, we found | 
| Get your ass, kicked later, or get your ass, kicked now | 
| Uhh. | 
| one-two | 
| Misdemeanor, Slim Shady | 
| Timbaland, motherfucker | 
| Uhh uhh uhh | 
| Cool, cool, cool | 
| Triple zero |