| One two, one two, ladies and gentlemen, I am Chris Rock
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| With my man Prince Paul chillin in Brooklyn
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| It is my pleasure, it is my treat (mmm hmm), it is my honor
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| To introduce to you the man that needs no introduction
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| Of course he don’t need an introduction
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| Or else you wouldn’t have bought the god damn album (mmm hmm)
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| Ladies and germs get ready for the Ticallion Stallion (mmm)
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| A/K/A Johnny Blaze (mmm)
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| A/K/A The Iron Lung (mmm)
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| A/K/A Mr. Kincaid (Huh?)
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| A/K/A Mr. Weatherby (What the fuck?)
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| A/K/A Mr. Hankey (Huh??)
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| A/K/A Mr. Tibbs (Hey yo, get that nigga off the stage now!)
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| A/K/A Marla Gibbs
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| A/K/A The Say Hey Kid (Still goin… son of a bitch!)
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| A/K/A The Frisco Kid (Security! Release the hounds!!)
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| A/K/A Kid Dynamite
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| A/K/A Grandma Dynamite (Fuck that, release the dolphins out this muthafucker)
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| A/K/A Velvet Jones
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| A/K/A JoJo Dancer (Fuckin deadarm him)
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| A/K/A Joe-ski Love
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| Do-doo-do-do-do-doo-do-do-doo
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| A/K/A Ron Hightower (Damn…)
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| A/K/A Heatmiser (Burn him!)
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| A/K/A Donny Brasco
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| A/K/A Donny Most
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| A/K/A Donny Osmond
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| (If you can’t say it all just say Meth) |