Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Me And Mr Jones, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song Worry Bomb, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 31.01.1995
Record label: Chrysalis
Song language: English
Me And Mr Jones |
Mr. Jones knows The Stones |
Rock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bones |
Shines his shoes, kicks some ass |
Counts the booze and laminates his pass |
Does some wizz, loves the biz |
Your Eric Clapton’s and your Nancy’s and your Sids |
Mr. Jones helped me understand |
The worthless piece of lowlife that I am |
Changed the rules took control |
Bribing the ref and widening the goals |
Mr. J’s master plan |
Fifty ways to patronize the fans |
Life is cheap, buy some now |
Satisfy the sheep, sacrifice the sacred cow |
Born to boogie, disco Tex |
Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex |
Born to boogie, knows the Stones |
The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones |
Verbal gymnastics can’t help you now |
We’ve got fifty tons plastic |
We’re gonna laminate your house |
Born to boogie, disco Tex |
Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex |
Born to boogie, knows The Stones |
The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones |
Mr. Jones, super cool |
While you were out |
We were pissing in your pool |