| Well I heard this dude named Schroedinger put cats inside a box?
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| Someone please call PETA, that’s quite unorthodox
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| It’s the Heisenberg uncertainty principal — all in effect
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| Zombie cats both alive and dead well what did you expect?
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| When deciphering the binary the waveform goes away
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| If you measure probability, of specific quantum states
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| You can’t know a priori how an atom might behave
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| Yet through this observation, the universe is changed (what)
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| I’ve never seen a cat like that
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| Schroedinger I’m sorry but you might get slapped
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| While you won’t get slapped at very same time
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| Why can’t you make up your mind?
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| Micro to macro, classical to quantum
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| Superpositions? |
| I think we have a problem
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| When we check on the cat? |
| Is he alive or dead?
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| You say both but now you’re messing with my head
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| The multiverse has got me down
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| How can I be in the woods while I’m also downtown?
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| And don’t say Central Park —
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| I mean a place where I can catch Pokemon after dark
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| Two answers at once that’s the haps
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| Like Kellyann Conway’s alternative facts
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| Alive while I’m dead — Schroedinger said it
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| Many possible worlds — you go ask Hugh Everett
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| A future state like being asleep
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| While at a Chainsmokers show, wait that happens constanly
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| Hold on the possibilities are ample —
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| Let me think about it I can find a new example
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| Shaggy asked how magnets worked
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| Unpaired electrons, don’t feel like a jerk
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| Seven million records sold, that’s a lot ICP
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| While juggalos are criticized for lacking PHDs
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| And how can Twiztid keep dissing Violent J?
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| When he hooked them up, that’s not okay
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| On Faygolovers.net I press refresh
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| On Hot 97 J’s getting upset
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| He’s like Tech N9ne's our boy but we paved the way
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| Blahzay Rose got dropped I don’t know what to say
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| And by the way I saw Twiztid at Webster Hall
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| A fight broke out and the lights went on
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| You can’t ban hatchet men jamie and paul
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| And why’d you have seven openers that night after all?
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| So what is a juggalo? |
| I don’t know
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| I left with a really sad feeling that show
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| Coming home my girlfriend called me on the phone
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| She said packages were stolen from lobby I’m like «yo!»
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| We called the cops and described the box
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| One minute it was there and then one minute it was not
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| I’m like oh my God! |
| It’s like Schroedinger’s Cat!
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| The cop’s like «what?» |
| I’m like imagine that
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| Okay maybe I think I might be getting off track
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| In a song all about quantum physics and cats
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| My point is that a deterministic vision
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| Might limit your view and be a prison
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| While the probability that this verse is too long
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| Is 100% so let’s finish this song
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| I’ve never seen a cat like that
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| Schroedinger I’m sorry but you might get slapped
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| While you won’t get slapped at very same time
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| Why can’t you make up your mind?
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| Micro to macro, classical to quantum
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| Superpositions? |
| I think we have a problem
|
| When we check on the cat? |
| Is he alive or dead?
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| You say both but now you’re messing with my head
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| I’ve never seen a cat like that
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| Schroedinger I’m sorry but you might get slapped
|
| While you won’t get slapped at very same time
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| Why can’t you make up your mind?
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| Micro to macro, classical to quantum
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| Superpositions? |
| I think we have a problem
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| When we check on the cat? |
| Is he alive or dead?
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| You say both but now you’re messing with my head |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Schrödinger's Cat (My Sympathy to Violent J), artist - MC Lars. Album song The Jeff Sessions, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп