Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date, artist - MC Lars. Album song The Zombie Dinosaur LP, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопThe Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date |
| These are ten things to never say on a first date. |
| Take note |
| Oh yeah, I believe in reproductive rights too, especially for guys. |
| Have you heard of the men’s rights movement? |
| No, no, no, no. |
| Don’t order that. |
| You’re probably the last person in this room |
| who needs any more carbs tonight |
| Hey, you want to meet my parents next weekend? |
| You remind me so much of my mom! |
| These are ten things to never say |
| These are ten things to never say |
| These are ten things to never say on a first date! |
| I’m not racist, but… |
| My favorite author? |
| You probably haven’t heard of him. |
| I don’t think they teach |
| Kierkegaard in the state schools |
| Be right back. |
| I just have to do a number two |
| Let me tell you all the intricate details about my recent financial troubles |
| Not counting what’s probably going to happen later, how many other guys from |
| Tinder have you slept with? |
| These are ten things to never say |
| These are ten things to never say |
| These are ten things to never say on a first date! |
| Can I take this call? |
| It’s my ex |
| My favorite type of music? |
| Probably nerdcore |
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