Lyrics The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date - MC Lars

The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date

These are ten things to never say on a first date.
Take note
Oh yeah, I believe in reproductive rights too, especially for guys.
Have you heard of the men’s rights movement?
No, no, no, no.
Don’t order that.
You’re probably the last person in this room
who needs any more carbs tonight
Hey, you want to meet my parents next weekend?
You remind me so much of my mom!
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say on a first date!
I’m not racist, but…
My favorite author?
You probably haven’t heard of him.
I don’t think they teach
Kierkegaard in the state schools
Be right back.
I just have to do a number two
Let me tell you all the intricate details about my recent financial troubles
Not counting what’s probably going to happen later, how many other guys from
Tinder have you slept with?
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say
These are ten things to never say on a first date!
Can I take this call?
It’s my ex
My favorite type of music?
Probably nerdcore