| I got a letter from Al Gore the other day
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| I opened and read it, it said we’re in trouble
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| It said «Go Green!» |
| What’s that mean?
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| Bought a hybrid hummer to save gasoline
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| Went to Live Earth in my private jet
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| Just like Sting and Kanye West
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| Let’s save the earth with area rock
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| (Pyrotechnics are very sustainable)
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| (I'm going green) Can’t you see? |
| I keep the AC above 63
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| (I'm going green) Hardcore like Slayer, here’s 27 fliers on the ozone layer
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| (I'm going green) Because I care, use organic aerosols in my hair
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| (I'm going green) So my grandkids will remember,
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| when you couldn’t buy ocean property in Denver
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| It’s not easy being green (it's not easy)
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| Having to change that old routine (it's not easy)
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| The climate change could be extreme
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| It’s not easy… it’s not easy
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| Went to Sea World with a giant net
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| To save the whales but they got upset
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| Brought Shamu to the parking lot, didn’t get far
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| Couldn’t even fit one fin in my car
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| Recycling’s great, but my roommate didn’t smile
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| When I told him what I did to his old-school Beatles vinyl
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| Gotta separate plastics form the glass
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| Even though it’s a pain the morning
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| (I'm going green) Aerosol cans are terrible so I Spread the word with spray painted signs
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| (I'm going green) Love animals for real, you see me clubbing with baby seals
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| (I'm going green) Bought a Prius to save on gas
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| But I fly every weekend in first class
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| (I'm going green) So my grandkids will remember,
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| when it wasn’t 500 degrees in December
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| It’s not easy being green (it's not easy)
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| There Will be Blood for gasoline (it's not easy)
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| I drink your milkshake like that scene
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| It’s not easy… it’s not easy
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| It’s not easy being green (it's not easy)
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| Santa Claus’s sleigh will need jetskis (it's not easy)
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| The polar bears might need sunscreen
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| It’s not easy… it’s not easy
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| I bought size five Vans at the local mall
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| To make my carbon footprint half as small
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| I wrote this song to express how I felt
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| About climate change and glacial melt
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| You know the movie
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| The Day After Tomorrow?
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| That could happen dude
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| I even rap in haikus? |
| what!
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| Manhattan (could be under water)
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| LA (could be under water)
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| Vancouver (could be under water)
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| London (could be under water)
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| Detroit (could be under water)
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| St. Louis (could be under water)
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| Chicago (could be under water)
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| New Jersey (but who’d miss Jersey?)
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| It’s not easy (it's not easy)
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| It’s not easy (it's not easy)
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| It’s not easy (it's not easy)
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| Woah, oh It’s not easy being green (it's not easy)
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| We’ll tour New York by submarine (it's not easy)
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| We’ll scuba dive the Bronx and Queens
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| It’s not easy… it’s not easy |