Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lord of the Fries, artist - MC Lars. Album song Donald Trump Has Really Bad Morals, in the genre АльтернативаDate of issue: 11.08.2016
Record label: Oglio
Song language: English
Lord of the Fries |
| Happy Meals for breakfast |
| Happy Meals for lunch |
| Happy Meals for dinner |
| You could say I’m feeling pretty happy |
| Fast food I love, eat it all the time |
| On the go, makes me feel fine |
| Big Mac Lunch and you see I’m |
| Saving my pennies towards nickels and dimes |
| For the drive-thru, gettin' fed |
| Because the media messes with my head |
| Since I was 5 I learned to snack |
| TV taught me to be fat |
| Ronald Grimace, Major McCheese |
| The HamBurgler, were all friends to me |
| They bombard kids with advertising |
| Happy Meals, keep the kids smiling |
| Where? |
| At school and in the home |
| In math problems schools condone |
| (One quarter pounder plus another equals what?) |
| Sickness, death and a giant butt! |
| Cokes and Snickers in the fridge |
| High fructose corn syrup, that’s how I live |
| Diabetes, I got it, but I’ve recently found |
| These extra pounds, they drag me down! |
| Somehow survived, synthesized dyes |
| Artificial flavors and Yellow #5 |
| So much Bovine Growth Hormone |
| That the FDA just condemned my home! |
| Yo, are you gonna finish that? |
| Food can fill your spiritual emptiness |
| In America we have the freedom of choice |
| And I choose to be fat |
| You can’t take that away from me |
| These civil liberties are deep fried baby! |
| Pizza, pasta, chocolate and ice cream |
| (Ahhhhhhh) |
| Pizza, pasta, chocolate and ice cream |
| (Ahhhhhhh) |
| Addiction, welcome to CrackDonald’s |
| Gettin' my fix from my dealer Ronald |
| If you are what you eat, and you eat what you are |
| I’m as fat as a cow, I can’t fit in my car |
| I’m no monster don’t dismiss this |
| I love animals they’re delicious |
| Forget the cruel ways KFC’s preparing them |
| Organic food is awfully un-American |
| Now I’m 40, did I mention |
| The heart attacks from the hypertension |
| And munchin' baked pies with all the guys |
| Folks call me Lord of the Fries |
| My body’s a prison given my strokes |
| One aneurysm no joke |
| 2 billion sold OK that’s fine |
| But everytime I leave they update the sign |
| Folks run and hide when I come to dine |
| Cause everytime I step in line |
| They burn the rainforest so cows can feast |
| Causing global warming to increase |
| The methane gas from their behinds |
| Absorbs the heat |
| Carbon dioxide gets trapped |
| In fact it’s really quite scary |
| Chocolate, vanilla, mmm strawberry! |
| Pizza, pasta, chocolate and ice cream |
| (Ahhhhhhh) |
| Pizza, pasta, chocolate and ice cream |
| (Ahhhhhhh) |
| This is not a political statement |
| This is life wisdom |
| If you eat junk food all the time |
| You’re not gonna feel as good |
| As if you eat nutitional foods |
| I’m just sayin' |
| That’s the point of this song |