| If I were a Jedi, I could out-rap Busta Rhymes
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| Going in like Qui-Gon Jinn for the win, I could flow in quadruple time
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| And at the Canadian border, every time I went on tour
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| I’d be like «this is not the undeclared MC Lars merch that you’re looking for»
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| I could levitate like Yoda, I’d eradicate ebola
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| I could pick up girls, literally, even master the viola
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| I could read all of War and Peace in ten minutes
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| Entirely in Russian just to say that I did it
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| I could even catch that golden snitch playing Quidditch
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| (Wait, wrong movie, innit?)
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| Podracing up the 101, surpassing Golden Gate traffic (whoo!)
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| R2 on the roof of my Prius (dude), I could FaceTime holographic
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| I’d play for the A’s and we’d win every game
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| Resurrect Mac Dre do it all for the Bay
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| They’d all say hey Lars is neato
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| And always let me cut the line at El Farrolito
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| Two years ago, a friend of mine
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| Asked me to say some Jedi rhymes
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| So I said this rhyme, I’m about to say
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| I fought the Sith and it went this way
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| If I were a Jedi, bet I’d get all the ladies
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| I would mack it more than Dumbledore or Leto Atreides
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| If you try to strike me down I’ll just be more powerful
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| If I were a Jedi, that would be hella awesome
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| (Singin'!)
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| Do or do not there is no try!
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| Do or do not there is no try!
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| Do or do not, there is no try!
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| And if you don’t believe it you will fail every time
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| It’s a trap! |
| (x2)
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| It’s a trap! |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song If I Were a Jedi (That Would Be Hella Awesome) , by - MC Lars. Song from the album The Zombie Dinosaur LP, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп