| Dust on his desk where he sat you remember
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| Trips to Catalina every December
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| Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey
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| On the road with Dad, but it seems like lately
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| You don’t want get up
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| Want to sleep all day but it’s never enough!
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| Plus, Dolores stopped calling
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| In your dreams the piano keeps falling
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| You saw Betty in the club
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| Whiskey in you cup wish you had someone to love
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| Toontown, no I haven’t been back
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| When the memories return you’ll be sippin on that Jack
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| And I’m tripping on the fact that a toon would attack
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| And leave my brother flat, now peace is what you lack
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| Used to be a lot laughs way back in the day
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| Now you drink so you can sleep and the nightmares go away
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| But you still see those eyes glowing red in his head
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| As you toss and turn in this murphy bed
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| Remember how you saved Huey Dewey and Louie?
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| Cleared Goofy’s name, just like in the movies
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| Where the good guys win — finding a balance
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| No case to big for Valiant and Valiant
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| That’s why you miss your little brother
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| So if we need to find you you’ll be hiding in these covers (undercover)
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| Eddie Valiant, we can work it out (work it out)
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| Got to put the bottle down (put the bottle down)
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| 'Cause we haven’t seen you 'round
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| Your friends and family miss you
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| And there’s trouble in the town (going down)
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| You remember laughter, that high squeaky voice
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| Those burning red eyes, how you had to make a choice
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| Should you chase the toon down Yokster Street?
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| Or stay with my brother it was hard to see
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| But Teddy never made it, he was crushed you see
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| Now I no longer trust the LAPD
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| ‘cause they never found leads on that crooked toon
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| In the dark alleyway, Teddy met his doom
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| When you see the hills all shiny and green
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| You can’t go back, cause you still hear his screams
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| And you know they’ve got meetings to help with the grief
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| But you can’t leave my house think you’ll take 40 winks
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| And it’s been 40 weeks since you last touched his desk
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| Newspaper clippings in a pile you could guess
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| The Valiant Bros had the best reputation
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| The gumshoes come through what a combination
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| You pray one day you’ll laugh again
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| Call Bugs up like way back when
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| Say «What's up Doc? |
| Man how you been?»
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| It will be so good to finally see you friends
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| ‘Cause they’ve always been there, when you’m ready
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| You’ll pour one out for my brother Teddy
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| But until then, you’re sleeping in
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| ‘Cause I can’t face a world that he’s not in, once again
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| Eddie Valiant, we can work it out (work it out)
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| Got to put the bottle down (put the bottle down)
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| 'Cause we haven’t seen you 'round
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| Your friends and family miss you
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| And there’s trouble in the town (going down)
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| You got a call from RK Maroon
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| World renowned for Maroon cartoons
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| Went to his office, poured yourself a drink
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| Saw Dumbo through the window and it made you think
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| What the flying elephant in the room might be
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| Saw his face in the glass and you took a seat
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| On Maroon’s his newest project he needed a hand
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| He was — Over-budget, 25 grand
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| Cause a famous actor couldn’t learn his lines
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| A broken hearted rabbit, you were like nevermind
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| You don’t work for toons anymore, anymore don’t be silly
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| Forget Screwy Squirrel, forget Chilly Willy
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| Forget Dinky Doodle, you had to let ‘em go
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| Just ask Angelo, I don’t work for them no more
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| You Said, «RK, you’d better call someone else!»
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| ‘cause toons on the run are bad for your health
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| Eddie Valiant, we can work it out (work it out)
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| Got to put the bottle down (put the bottle down)
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| 'Cause we haven’t seen you 'round
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| Your friends and family miss you
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| And there’s trouble in the town (going down)
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| OUTRO:
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| Now I know why you yanked my ears
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| All those times you yanked my ears
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| 'Cause you’re mad at toons, deep down it’s clear
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| Yeah you’re mad at toons and you’ve been for years |