| I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho
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| But swore that I’d be back again — Pick up where I left off, oh man
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| Left behind some lovely ladies
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| Grown up sexy Texas babies
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| I got back in town tonight
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| Anticipating much delight
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| I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers
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| I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers
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| All my old flames have new names
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| There’s a lot of girls in town
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| Who tied the knot and settled down
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| I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames
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| But they’ve all got new names
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| My sexy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport
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| My pretty little black-eyed Susie’s now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie
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| Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine
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| The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife
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| They don’t want to recognize this old familiar face
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| I’m just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days
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| All my old flames have new names
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| There’s a lot of girls in town
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| Who tied the knot and settled down
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| I thought I’d start a fire with one of my old flames
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| But they’ve all got new names |