| I never claimed to know everything
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| I ain’t got no Ph. D
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| But boys listen up when it comes to love
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| You can learn a thing or two from me
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| I’m no expert on makin' love work
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| I really can’t tell you a lot
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| Well I don’t know how to keep a woman around
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| But I sure know how to run one off
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| So listen to my words of no wisdom
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| There’s no secret to my lack of success
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| Once she draws the line just cross it one time
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| That’s the way you make an ex
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| I never could spell misery to well
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| But I know it ends with a Y
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| Why did I do what I did when I knew
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| She’d get her half and half of what’s mine
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| Takes more than luck to really mess up
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| It don’t just hapen this way
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| It took sacrifice and all my exwives
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| To get me where I am today
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| So listen to my words of no wisdom
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| There’s no secret to my lack of success
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| Once she draws the line just cross it one time
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| That’s the way you make an ex
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| Once she draws the line just cross it one time
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| That’s the way you make an ex
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| That’s the way you make an ex
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| That’s the way you make an ex |