| It’s funny all things a man can do when he’s asleep
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| Like playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV
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| Or the next night I could the CEO of IBM
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| Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we’re both in Oh how perfect it would be If my life we’re like my dreams
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| (Chorus)
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| But then again there is the one where it’s a normal day at work
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| And I realize that I’m not wearing pants
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| Or the one where I’m skydiving
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| And my parachute won’t open
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| And I wake up screaming just before I land
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| On second thought I think I’ll stick with my reality
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| Cause it’s a scary place to be There’s no logic there’s no guarantee
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| In My Dreams
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| John Lennon takes me riding in his yellow submarine
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| Last night he even told me what I am the walrus means
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| The alarm clock started ringing I hit snooze and closed my eyes
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| And won a million bucks in Vegas every time I rolled the dice
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| Oh how perfect it would be If my life we’re like my dreams
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| (Chorus)
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| But then again there is the one
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| Where I’m running through the forest
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| From a psycho with a meat hook for a hand
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| Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the alter
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| Cause I got busted cutting off my mattress tag
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| On second thought I think I’ll stick with my reality
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| Cause it’s a scary place to be There’s no logic there’s no guarantee
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| In My Dreams
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| Oh how perfect it would be If my life we’re like my dreams
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| But then again there is the one where it’s a normal day at work
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| And I realize that I’m not wearing pants
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| Or the one where I’m skydiving
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| And my parachute won’t open
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| And I realize that I’m not wearing pants
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| But then again there is the one
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| Where I’m running through the forest
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| And I realize that I’m not wearing pants
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| Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the alter
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| And I realize that I’m not wearing pants |