| Air ain’t moving, not a hint of a breeze
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| Lord, it must be a hundred degrees
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| Bad part is, it’s only ten o’clock
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| Man, it’s hot
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| Think I’ll go down to the store and get a cold drink
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| Scald my legs on that black vinyl seat
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| You can see the heat rising off the parking lot
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| It’s flat out hot
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| It’s hot, and I ain’t just talking
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| Saw a dog chasing a cat
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| And they were both walking
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| They’ll blame it on El Niño, but it’s not
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| It’s just plain old hot
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| Bare foot kids on a blacktop road
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| Tip-toeing like they’re walking on coals
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| Little feet are frying like tater-tots
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| Have mercy, it’s hot
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| Talk about drought, man it ain’t rained a lick
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| Caught a catfish this morning, it was covered in ticks
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| September’s all the hope we got
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| And I’m here to tell you, it’s hot
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| It’s hot, and I ain’t just talking
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| Saw a dog chasing a cat
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| And they were both walking
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| They’ll blame it on El Niño, but it’s not
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| We know it’s not
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| No, it’s just plain old…
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| Hotter than a biscuit in a cast-iron skillet
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| It’s just plain old
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| Hotter than Cindy Crawford in a cedar wood sauna
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| It’s just plain old hot |