Lyrics Blame Canada (From: South Park) - Marc Shaiman

Blame Canada (From: South Park)

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No!
Blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault
It’s Canada’s fault!
Don’t blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he’s off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to (OH!) myself!
Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada
They’re not even a real country, anyway
My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!