| There’s an old horror film named
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| Eaten Alive which is very grim
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| About a man who fed his guests to his pet gator
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| Who lived in a pool by the Inn
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| This morbid movie plot
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| Is based on a real-life story that is non- fiction
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| About a man named Joe Ball who owned a bar
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| That he called The Sociable Inn
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| Joe Ball was his name
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| Joe Ball Joe Ball was his name
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| Joe Ball was his name
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| And what he did to waitresses was quite a shame
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| Joe Ball was his name
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| Joe Ball Joe Ball was his name
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| Joe Ball was his name
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| And what he did to waitresses was quite insane
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| Joe Ball was his name
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| The Sociable Inn had a special feature
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| Unlike all the other establishments
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| Joe Ball had a cement pond
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| That contained pet gators at the back of the Inn
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| He also hired pretty waitresses
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| That drew men to The Sociable Inn
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| He fed his gators horse meat
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| And dead waitresses that had worked for him
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| The families of the missing waitresses
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| Where concerned about their daughters
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| But Joe Ball killed and chopped them up
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| And fed them to all of his pet gators
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| The police then questioned him
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| About the disappearance of his waitresses
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| When they came to arrest him
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| Joe Ball took a gun and shot himself in the head |