| Gift of Gab: Hello?
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| LB: 'Sup, man?
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| GG: Chillin'
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| LB: Yea?
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| GG: Yea, 'fin (?) to write these lyrics down. |
| What’s going on with you?
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| LB: Man… Nothing. |
| Just… Whatever, dude
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| GG: Well why, w-wsup wsup?
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| LB: Nothing man. |
| Just hella stressed out about certain shit right now
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| Man, it’s hella personal shit going down
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| GG: Wow, like that?
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| LB: Yea, man, it’s kinda fast
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| One 'a those moments where, like, I don’t feel like I have control over my
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| Life, and all the checks that were supposed to arrive didn’t
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| There’s hella politics now in my social life over some bullshit somebody had
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| Told sombody
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| GG: Daaamn
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| LB: Yea, man. |
| So, you know, I shouldn’t even 'of told you that
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| Man, I shouldn’t even unload like that
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| GG: Maaan
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| LB: I know. |
| it’s just one 'a those moments in time where everything coincides
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| And it comes together at once and then it all collides
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| GG: Man, I feel that though
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| LB: Anyway, what’s goin' on witchu?
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| GG: Aw, man *beep*, just tryin' to do it. |
| Hold on, man, somebody’s on my other
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| Line. |
| I’mma hit chu right back, aiite?
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| LB: (Coo)
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| Telemarketer: We wanna talk to you (hoo)
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| GG: I don’t wanna talk right now. |
| I’m on the other line. |
| I’m busy
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| TM: We wanna talk to you
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| GG: I said I don’t wanna talk right now. |
| w-
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| TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo)
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| GG: I don’t wanna talk right now!
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| TM: We wanna talk to you
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| GG: (Damn). |
| I’m hangin' up. |
| I’m hangin' up. |
| BYE
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| GG: Hey yo, I’m back, man
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| LB: Cool, man. |
| 'Sup with it?
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| GG: Really, just trying not to think so much
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| LB: Mmm
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| GG: 'n keep my feet up. |
| Make this boy still (?). |
| Stopped smokin' cigarettes
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| Butts not stinking up my room. |
| Feelin' I’ve this new diet
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| LB: Word?
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| GG: Really just trying to get my health right. |
| Feelin' I’m just like this crap
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| Coolin' out. |
| Writin' raps. |
| Chillin'- Chillin'
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| LB: Uhn
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| GG: Feel me?
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| LB: I feel it. |
| I feel- Wait, man. |
| You stopped smoking all those Marlboros?
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| GG: Yep
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| LB: How long ago, man? |
| I’m proud of you, bro
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| GG: Man, four weeks. |
| I ain’t trippin', though, s’all good. |
| Four weeks
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| Yo, man, you know me, (homie)
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| LB: Aw, you really think you smoke more phillies since you quit and them
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| Millions of little Virginia Slims?
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| GG: Originally I was smokin' more of them anyway. |
| Really rememberin' back to
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| When I wasn’t really into them since. |
| They was killin' me, though
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| So I had to get rid of 'em
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| Anyway, whatchu gettin' into this wednesday, bro?
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| GG: Wednesday… *snap*
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| Let me think… *snap*
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| Was that the fifteenth? |
| *snap*
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| Well see, the rent’s paid. |
| *snap*
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| Got the Net’s game- *beep*
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| Hold on, my shit’s ringing
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| TM: We wanna talk to you (hoo)
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| LB: Ah… shii.
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| TM: We wanna talk to you
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| LB: I don- I don’t- I don’t wanna talk to you, though
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| TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo)
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| LB: Fuck this!
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| TM: We wanna talk to you
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| LB: Aite, check this out? |
| I’m about to hang up on youuuu
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| LB: Alright, I’m back, man
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| GG: Hey, who was that, man?
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| LB: Fuckin' telemarketers callin' my apartment offerin' nothing, botherin' me
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| Constantly, (man)
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| GG: Yea, always just stalkin' cats. |
| There should be laws against this nonsense
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| LB: First of all, what kind of a person gets involved with these vermin making
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| Service calls?
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| GG: «Can I call you by your first name, Tom?»
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| Man, that ain’t workin' *beep*
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| Wait, hold on, that echo again, man. |
| This shit’s irkin' me. |
| I’m about to
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| Talk to 'em. |
| Hold on
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| LB: Naw, fuck that, I’m gone-
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| GG: Hello?
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| Gertrude Warner: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household, sir?
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| GG: No
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| GW: Perfect. |
| My name is Gertrude Warner, and I’ve got some super news!
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| GG: This isn’t a good time
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| GW: Sure it is. |
| We understand you may be feeling a little nervous
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| GG: Nah uh
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| GW: Now, we could send a representative right out
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| GG: I don’t really need anything at this time
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| GW: Oh, I doubt that. |
| Anyway, your address is two two four-
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| GG: No!
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| GW: Yes, I know, too. |
| Is evening time better for you or is daytime?
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| GG: No time at-
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| GW: Perfect! |
| You deserve only the best service. |
| First thing thursday, then
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| GG: No!
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| GW: Perfect. |
| Eight thirty it is, you early bird
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| Now, my supervisor will be calling you back to confirm this purchase
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| GG: I DIDN’T AGREE TO NOTHIN'!
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| GW: Certainly
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| This is Gertrude Warner, your (GG: The fuck??) courtesy clerk, saying
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| Goodbye and thank you for choosing us, sir
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| GG: …Wha?
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| GG: Yo, LB? |
| LB?
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| TM: We wanna talk to you (hoo)
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| GG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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| TM: We wanna talk to you
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| TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo)
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| TM: We wanna talk to you- talk to you- talk to you-
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| Sample: If you’d like to make a call, please hang up- please hang up, and try
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| Again. |
| x2 |