| You got to step out the corner, man. |
| You know I got what you need, man.
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| Here’s the jingle:
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| Oh!
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| Uh!
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| I got headphones
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| I got tent poles
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| I got ten toes with ingrowns
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| I got pitbulls
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| You hit the jackpot, man
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| You in the end zone
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| How much you want to spend, baby?
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| ‘S'all it depends on
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| Banjo strings and sandal strings
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| Ham strings, candle strings, and cuff links
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| Got bangles, Kangos, and Cadillac handles
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| Come back next week, I teach y’all to tango
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| No hassle, man. |
| No haggle. |
| Come on!
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| Ain’t nothin' too shameful
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| This is my corner, baby
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| Ain’t no price painful, they ain’t no exchange though
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| But I will take your dollars, pennies, pounds and pesos
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| I got bow ties, blow flies, and oh-mys
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| I got clothes driers, all-righters, and coat hangers
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| I got needle-nose pliers, front row to the Globetrotters.
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| You buy some one-liners, I’ll throw in some yo' mommas.
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| Oh!
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| No credit, no credit, no problem
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| You’ll be ridin' and stylin' in a Honda lowrider in no time
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| No baby, it comes with no tires, it’s just exposed wires but it rides so quiet
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| Yeah!
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| No whiners! |
| I told ya’ll before man — you break it, you buy it
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| Come on! |
| Make me an offer, baby, buy me out
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| All here on the corner right here, right now
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| So what you need, what you need?
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| Uh!
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| Oh, yeah, you know I got your size.
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| Yeah. |
| What? |
| Extra small?
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| Okay, well, wh-wh-what we’ll do is just shrink down a large.
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| You know what I mean?
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| It’ll be all good. |
| No problem.
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| How much you got on you?
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| That’s enough.
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| I got girls gone wild, cab drivers gone wild
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| the world gone wild, rabbis gone wild
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| President gone wild, but hey!
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| Then again, it’s just reruns on CNN
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| It’s what ever y’all want carte blanche
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| The Vice-President's book
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| Called Memoirs of a Heart Throb
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| But all your favorites to sell paperback
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| Hell no, you can’t take it back! |
| You said Betamax!
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| Come on now people, I gotta pay the rent!
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| Paper clips, shaving kits, Raisinettes, laser pens,
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| baconettes, cigarettes made of (?) and vinaigrette
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| I got some cable knits made by kids from Bangladesh
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| Lettuce, numbers, cumbers, shit you can buy a vowel
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| All on the corner right here, right now
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| I take gold cards, Chase cards, green cards, the race cards
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| and any legal tender with a white man in the center
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| Uh!
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need
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| That’s right, y’all.
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| Step up! |
| Step up!
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| We got everything you need.
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| And on top all that, I’m a nice guy.
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| Feel me? |
| Ladies, come on through.
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| Wai-wai-wai-wait, where you goin'?!
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| Come back from across the street,
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| You want it baby, I got it
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| You need it baby, come get it
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| You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need |