| Hey-hey we’re the steam team
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| People say I should get a job
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| But I’m too busy steam team
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| So everyone can fuck off (Don't be a bell end man)
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| I’m not a piss head, I just drink a lot
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| Whether its gin or scotch, I twist tops 'til I’m in box
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| I’ve been a boss
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| Tapping up my fish tank
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| I’m not quittin' 'til I’ve seen off a six pack
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| Fish tank abbott, where’s all fat lasses?
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| I’m up at Jack Flashes
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| Getting all' steamers in
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| I tell ya what lad, he is a fucking fella
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| Oi fat lad, sort us out another steamer
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| I’m not a rapper, I’m a fat lad with banter
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| I swim in a puddle, and wipe my arse with me sock
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| Three sheets to win, on weekly binge
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| Five sheets, four steamers, and some cheesy chips
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| Plenty ketchup, yeah?
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| I do a steamer wit' best of em
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| Hashfinger? |
| Mexican
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| Heritage, Lesbian
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| Lunar, Cunt
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| Wheres these drinks?
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| Alright fat lad, but ya shit still stinks
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| Pipe down will ya?
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| I’m eating me tea
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| Lunar, Lunar, Lunar C!
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| What do ya call at frisbee that dont come back?
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| A frisbee…
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| I like Battenberg, burgers and brandy snaps
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| And loads of other stuff like I quite like scotch eggs but I don’t like to eat
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| scotch you know, I’ll just have hard boiled egg boy
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| You alright, alright, I can’t crisp, I can’t-I can’t fucking lie you know
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| I mean prawn cocktail crisps, who the fuck don’t like them? |
| You know what I
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| mean, you know what I’m saying, don’t ya?
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| Yeah so, just-just-just raff on the phone |