Lyrics Desperado - Lunar C

Desperado

But I’d rather have a bottle in front of me
Than have to have a frontal lobotomy
Cold Desperado with a slice of lime
Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke
I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise
Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat
Cold Desperado with a slice of lime
Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke
I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise
Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat
Yo, take a second to pay attention
I make an entrance
Like the angels when they built the gates of heaven
No warning just war out the blue
Like faded denim, you’ll be in a great depression
You just jumped on the wave, not cut from the same cloth
Get the fuck off your stage, don’t give up on your day job
I should be on top of the Forbes list
Or on the cover of GQ holding my whatchamacallit
It’s a popular tourist attraction
Amongst foreigners who came and brought gifts
Hope into orgies
«Ooh sexy baby» that don’t sound right
Came out the wrong way like Kevin Spacey
Boisht hoodie smelling like moist pussy
A beg friend couldn’t get a drag of a joint from me
Sniffing lines with Adele
Hit the L, fell asleep then I shit myself
You’re in town drinking cheap cider, smoking dockers
I hit the peace pipe with Pocahontas
You can probably see why I’m so obnoxious
Don’t hate 'cause you wanna be like us, grow some bollocks
Making money off the books, I’m a dodgy fuck
On the bus in nothing but my socks, what’s the fuss?
I’ve got your nan on a pussy cup
We went back to back like a EastEnders omnibus
I beat the pussy up like a school bully
Too gully for these new rookies
You study my technique, I’m MJ
Moonwalk smooth like I’m standing on a Segway
Tell whoever signed you it was a bad investment
Greatest to ever touch a mic, past or present
I’m not messing, Bradford repping
Where a twelve-year-old gypsy girl will smash your head in
Cold Desperado with a slice of lime
Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke
I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise
Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat
Cold Desperado with a slice of lime
Versace bathrobe like I’m shotting coke
I’ll bitchslap the rappers that you idolise
Get 'em wrapped in a carpet and thrown off the boat