| A tiny church by the bedroom door frame where
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| Tiny villagers sing songs of praise to
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| Homy, die cast and unruled paints
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| I’m the angry man on the small train
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| Bring back hanging is but kingdom brew now
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| This is the nonstop train to Hull
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| Dad’s in the shed polishing his Balsa wood plane
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| I’m the angry man on a small train
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| Ooo, I love you
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| I love you though you’re not very tall
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| My hand’s on the whistle, my foot’s on the brake
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| And there’s a lady of the lake
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| And she sings a love song to Airfix spade
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| I’m the angry man on a small train
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| Secret stations closed in the war
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| The ticket inspector is half an inch tall
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| Bring back hanging, bring back shame
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| I’m the angry man on a small train
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| Angry man on a small train |