Lyrics I Fell in Love with an 00 Scale Wife - Luke Haines

I Fell in Love with an 00 Scale Wife

I fell in love with an 00 scale wife, it was divine
She’s stuck together with glue and so am I
My scale wife, her tiny feet, enormous breasts
Where I lay my shrunken head
We ran away and set our sails to sea
In a paper boat
Washed a gretna green in a matchstick church
We had eloped, she gave birth to a model kit
For ten years or more we lived in bliss
I sat at home practising guitar
I had a plan to conquer the world as an 00 scale rockstar
I did it, man
She ran away back to mom
Back to Twickenham in a dinky car
Now she sits on the shelf staring at the stars
By the biscuit jar
And I travel the world in a midget submarine
A tiny rockstar
I fell in love with an 00 scale wife