Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Fell in Love with an 00 Scale Wife , by - Luke Haines. Release date: 10.05.2018
Song language: English
I Fell in Love with an 00 Scale Wife |
| I fell in love with an 00 scale wife, it was divine |
| She’s stuck together with glue and so am I |
| My scale wife, her tiny feet, enormous breasts |
| Where I lay my shrunken head |
| We ran away and set our sails to sea |
| In a paper boat |
| Washed a gretna green in a matchstick church |
| We had eloped, she gave birth to a model kit |
| For ten years or more we lived in bliss |
| I sat at home practising guitar |
| I had a plan to conquer the world as an 00 scale rockstar |
| I did it, man |
| She ran away back to mom |
| Back to Twickenham in a dinky car |
| Now she sits on the shelf staring at the stars |
| By the biscuit jar |
| And I travel the world in a midget submarine |
| A tiny rockstar |
| I fell in love with an 00 scale wife |