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Date of issue: 23.02.2003
Song language: English
Adventures In New Bohemia (Jehst) |
Who’s the loveable rogue known to compose colourful prose? |
I’m on the road 'til my foot prints cover the globe |
I speak low with a lump in my throat, and a lung full a smoke |
Bunnin' dope in my humble abode, it’s bohemia |
Sepia tone memorabilia, soak up the media |
Daytime TV’s gettin' kinda tedious |
Trapped with the social deviants |
In the confines of my immediate |
Future is fruitless |
I’m through duckin' tutors |
Dust so thick it dates back to the Tudors |
Livin' in student digs on tins of tuna |
Who spent the rent down the boozer? |
We sip beers and split hairs over current-affairs |
Any unwelcome guests get chucked down the stairs |
The place where I pedal my wares |
All the fun of the fair |
B-boys hold down the square, it goes |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Spark it everyday! |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Cos that’s the place we stay |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
We got to pay the rent |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
That’s what we represent |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Call me the counterfeit Big Lebowski, part-time alchy |
Scramblin' around for his house key |
Knee deep in debris, sippin' on PG Tips like a chimpanzee |
I’m the one-man jamboree, I won’t ram out ya jam for free |
I perform for a standard fee cos I’m freezin' cold |
Sleepin' with no central heatin' |
I can even see mould growin' on the ceilin' |
From my neighbours pipes that keep leakin' |
In need of some herbal healin', I search and rummage |
Eyes light up like rubies in a world of rubbish |
Lookin' bummy like Worzel Gummidge, drunk and undernourished |
Run ya gums and get rushed by the scrummage |
The man with the dish-pan hands |
Big band bustin' up ya tin pan jams |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Spark it everyday! |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Cos that’s the place we stay |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
We got to pay the rent |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
That’s what we represent |
Its bohemia |
All we do is wash up and bill up |
And fill up our cups with the cheap stuff |
Puffin' on punk free tree trunks |
Cuttin' up breezeblocks |
Bonding with b-boys who need detox |
Yeah the seeds pop |
I get paranoid and wonder whether the neighbours ever eavesdrop |
Livin' in the flat that time forgot |
Where evrybody has a vice but we tryin' to stop |
Or maybe not |
Jottin by the light of lamps |
I’m boxed in with the moths and the rising damp |
Cramped coz of all the clutter |
Crumbs in the butter |
Theres a better side of life im tryin' to disover |
Theres another day with fine and rhyming skills |
'til I bop to the shop for a pint of milk |
Its time to build and pay the bills |
Not to mention the rent |
Right now thats what I represent yow |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Spark it everyday! |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Cos that’s the place we stay |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
We got to pay the rent |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
That’s what we represent |
Yeah Yeah Yeah get down with us |
… yeah Get down with us |
… yeah Get down with us |
The domesticated age yeah get down with us |
All the housebound players get down with us |
All the herbalist hermits get down with us |
Beats to the equalizer get down with us |
Bohemia the place stays covered in dust |
It goes |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Adventures in New Bohemia |
Adventures in New Bohemia-a-a |