| Bruce Dickinson: Easy, guys. |
| I put my pants on just like the rest of you --
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| one leg at a time. |
| Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
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| Alright, here we go.)
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| It’s the illest in the known universe
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| About to burst
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| I make a dead man jump up out the hearse
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| When I spout the verse
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| The man behind the red eyes glowing inside the cloud of herb
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| Yeah, we’re about to blaze
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| I’m a
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| Fire hazard in a crowded place
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| I’m a
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| Bio hazard straight out of the lab
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| My life battling
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| Trapped in a barrel of crabs
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| The rap lobster
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| I stay red like that
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| The monster, rip off your head like that
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| Then I head right back to location X
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| I got ecstasy pills and a crate of Becks
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| I got MDMA at the end of the day
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| When the moon turns black and I enter the stage
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| A4 venting the rage
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| Like guman empty the gauge
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| I tend to the page
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| The pen mightier than the blade
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| I might be mistaken
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| But I stay writing away
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| I’m the iceberg melting
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| You’re riding my wave
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| Fire make primates hide in the cave
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| Try test Jehst with the mind of an ape?
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| Nah, I’m at the next evolutionary
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| Very revolutionary stage
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| You could get buried in the grave
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| With a grave weight heavy on my brain
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| (You have got, what appears to be, a dynamite sound
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| You have got, what appears to be, a dynamite sound.)
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| You might see me in khaki fatigues and a green T
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| Sipping on green tea
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| Smoking the green tree
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| Putting my puma through the TV
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| In disgust
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| Pull out the breakbeats
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| Blow off the dust
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| Cess blow in the gust
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| Flow off the top like breast milk fresh from the bust
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| I got a spot like lust
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| Plus
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| I’m using my loaf for earning a crust
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| Burning the buds
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| Slurring and drunk
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| On street
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| Scraping the curb with my dunks
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| Cursing the government
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| Serving the skunk
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| Working the words for the worth of the drums
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| Mainly concerned with the funds
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| Like a first time father faced with the birth of a son
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| I’m like a bullet just burst from a gun
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| Hellfire turning the Earth to a Sun
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| Everything bun
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| Everything done
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| Lion in the jungle
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| Everything run!
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| Elephant stampeding through your precint
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| Old school in a tracksuit and a sheep skin
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| Stomping out these weaklings
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| Anne Robinson saying, 'Goodbye,' to the weak links
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| It’s a week in the life of Billy Brimstone
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| Dope beats for your iPod
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| (You have got, what appears to be, a dynamite sound
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| You have got, what appears to be, a dynamite sound.)
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| (Eric Bloom: Stop! Um, Bruce, could you come in here for a minute, please?
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| Bruce Dickinson: That… that was gonna be a great track. |
| Guys, what’s the deal?
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| Eric Bloom: Uh, are you sure that was sounding okay?
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| Bruce Dickinson: I’ll be honest. |
| fellas, it was sounding great. |
| But.
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| I could’ve used a little more cowbell.) |