| A bagiagaloop, and Maria
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| are keepin' company-a
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| he comes around to see her every night.
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| When he wants to make the woo,
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| there’s a place he takes her to:
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| You can see them when the moon is shining bright!
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| Bagiagaloop, makes love on a stoop,
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| Cause Maria has a big a familia.
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| Bagiagaloop, makes love on a stoop,
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| On-a da step, he’s full o' the pep with his Maria!
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| Her mama’s in the kitchen,
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| her sister’s in the hall.
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| Her brother’s in the parlor,
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| ain’t no room at all.
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| Bagiagaloop, makes love on a stoop,
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| it’s the only place where he can be alone!
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| That waitress Angelina, with her he used to neck.
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| But every time he’d kiss her, she put it on the check!
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| So, Bagiagaloop, makes love on a stoop,
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| it’s the only place where he can be alone!
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| musical interlude
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| You’ve heard of Josephina, who make the neighbors yell,
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| well, Bacia was the fellow, who made her push the bell!
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| Well, Bagiagaloop, makes love on a stoop,
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| it’s the only place where he can be alone!
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| Now, he had a girl, Felicia
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| she always told him no,
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| Maria she capice, but they got nowhere to go!
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| So, Bagiagaloop, makes love on a stoop,
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| it’s the only place where he can be alone!
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| And, now that they are married,
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| you think he’d do ok…
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| but 17 bambinos are always in the way…
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| There in the ATTIC, the GARAGE, the NURSERY,
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| the BEDROOM, the BATHROOM, the STOREROOM
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| The LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, DRAWING ROOM, KITCHEN.
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| The PANTRY, the LAUNDRY, the BASEMENT, the STUDY.
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| The PARLOR, the DEN and the HALL-over there and everywhere.
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| And now Maria’s rolly-polly, from too much ravioli…
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| and things are getting tough, because the stoop ain’t big enough!
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| So, Bagiagaloop, will have to build a bigger stoop,
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| it’s the only place where he can be alone! |