| Down on the Mississippi River in a knockdo* dive
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| I met a trumpet playin' character and Man alive!
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| When he began to rip, he really played it from the hip
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| And when I asked about his name, they told me, «That's 'The Lip'.»
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| Yip yip yip yip
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| No one plays high notes like The Lip
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| He’s got a tone that’s reminiscent of a boy named Bix
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| He plays so high that only dogs can hear him, just for kicks
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| And when I asked him does he read
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| He says, «I'll tell you, hon, I read a little bit but not enough to hurt me
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| none.»
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| Yip yip yip yip
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| No one plays high notes like The Lip
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| I said The Lip
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| She must mean Ray Anthony, huh?
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| I said The Lip
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| No, man, she means Harry James
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| I said The Lip
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| You mean Louis Prima
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| I said The Lip
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| Noo, LIP-er-ace
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| Yip yip yip yip
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| No one plays high notes like The Lip
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| I never heard a trumpet player play a note so high
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| And I had to coax a lot before The Lip would tell me why
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| Then he took out a little jar that’s labeled 'High-note Grease'
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| And he rubs a little every night on his mouthpiece
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| Yip yip yip yip
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| No one plays high notes like The Lip
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| Listen here gal, are you kiddin' about all that 'high-note grease'?
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| No, man, I swear, he had ten in his valise
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| Wha', you mean he goes to the drugstore and gets them from the medecine shelf?
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| No, some cat’s told me he makes it himself
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| Yip yip yip yip
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| Tell us the secret of The Lip
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| Well.you take a buketful of steam
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| And a dozen rooster eggs
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| And you mix 'em up gently with a bushel full of goldfish legs
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| And ya hang 'em on a sky hook in the midnight sun
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| Mmm and then you fry them until they’re done
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| Yip yip yip yip
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| That’s the secret of The Lip |