| Ladies I’d like to talk to you for just about two minutes
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| Now you can turn me off if you want to but what I’ve got
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| To say is for your benefit and no-one else. |
| Now we heard what
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| Big Moe had to say to the brothers but I’m goin' to tell you
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| Straight up that fellas these days ain’t no good
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| Stool pigeon, stool pigeon
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| What you mean stool pigeon. |
| You see that’s what I mean
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| Listen stick around girls
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| Don’t be no clown, and please pick up on what I put down
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| If he drives you to the beach
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| And he starts to reach
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| Look out, sister look out
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| If he says you look fetchin'
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| And wants to go show you his etchin’s
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| Don’t go up there, you better not go up there
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| And if he says you know you look good in a sweater
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| Go home and write him a leteer, hmm, hmmm
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| You know what I mean
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| And look here, if he buys you crocks of champagne
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| Take a train and go to Maine
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| Get outta town before it’s too late
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| If he says «Darlin' you look just like my mother»
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| Go home and get your big brother
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| And have him snapped up Now what you gigglin' for?
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| Look here this ain’t funny!
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| Hee hee hee the devil!
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| You better pay attention to me now listen up Don’t listen to nobody but me now
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| Don’t listen to Big Moe, don’t listen to Little Moe
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| Don’t listen to no no, or No Moe whatever that childs
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| Name is over near Nomax don’t listen to eat Moe
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| Don’t listen to nobody but me alright
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| If something happen to you this summer
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| You say I didn’t tell you «alright»
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| Now this is some knowledge I use myself
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| I got this jive straight from the shelf
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| And it’s known to be successful to a marked degree
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| And baby I’m givin' it to you for free, alright!
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| Now if you wanna go for a ride in the car
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| Don’t stay too long and don’t go too far
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| And if he syas «darlin, darlin, you know i feel so lucky»
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| Go tell that man to catch a train to Kentucky
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| And if he says you know, ooh baby baby
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| You know you look groovy
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| I think I’m gonna put you in a movie
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| Hey! |
| he ain’t no talent scout
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| He don’t know what it’s all about
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| And if he laughs at all your jokes
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| Says your brand is all he smokes
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| He drinks nothing but cokes
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| He wants to meet your folks
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| Don’t believe him baby, it’s a hoax, alright
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| Tell him to get lost
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| Coz he ain’t nothing but a moose
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| And if he says «Hey sugar, I’m on the square»
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| Go home and leave him right there, leave him right there
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| And if he says «Hello baby, you look great
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| I’m gonna take you on a date»
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| He ain’t nothing but a fake
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| Go tell him to go jump in the lake
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| What you sitting up there gigglin' for?
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| You know you’d be surprised at what them men
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| Are framin' up on doin' this summer
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| And if somethin' happened to you
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| You’d say I didn’t tell you
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| So listen to what I’m tellin' you
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| Look at what I’m puttin' down alright?
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| Here it is Now if he buys you clothes
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| And nylon hose
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| And takes you round the nation
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| On a two week vacation
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| Buys you diamond rings, mink coats and everything
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| And he’s the mellow creature who wants
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| To see the preacher
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| Well, you don’t have to look out baby
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| Take him home to momma
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| Look out
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| Now listen girls, don’t tease him just squeeze him
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| Because that’s your main squeezy easy!
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| Look out sister, you better look out
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| Look out! |