| Oh life is so peculiar
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| You get so wet in the rain
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| You get so warm in the sunshine
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| It doesn’t pay to complain
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| When I get up each morning
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| There’s nothing to breathe but air
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| When I look in the mirror
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| There’s nothing to comb but hair
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| When I sit down to breakfast
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| Nothing to eat but food
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| Life is so peculiar but you can’t stay home and brood
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| Yes, life is so peculiar, a fork belongs with the knife
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| Corn beef is lost without cabbage
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| A husband should have a wife
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| Life is so peculiar
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| But is everybody’s pair
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| That’s life (that's life)
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| (Oh life is so peculiar, the beach has only got sand)
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| The oceans only got water
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| You never know where you stand
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| When I get out to dinner
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| There’s nothing to wear but clothes
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| Whenever I get sleepy
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| There’s nothing to do but doze
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| Whenever I get thirsty
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| There’s nothing to do but drink
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| Life is no peculiar that it makes it to the top of the sink
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| (Life is so peculiar) it’s so peculiar
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| A fork belongs with the knife
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| (The fork belongs with the knife)
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| Corn beef is lost without cabbage
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| A husband should have a wife
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| Life is so peculiar
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| That’s what everybody says
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| (That's right) That’s right |