| I know a chef in Albuquerque
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| Who excels in bakin' turkey
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| So when I want turkey, I go to Albuquerque
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| 'Cause I’m such a hungry man
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| There is a cook in East St. Louis
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| Who makes the most delicious chop suey
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| So when I want chop suey, I go to East St. Louis
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| 'Cause I’m such a hungry man
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| Duncan Hines, he ain’t got nothin' on me
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| I’ve been known to drive alone
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| To Butte, Montana to get a banana split
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| They got a fishhouse in old Pawtucket
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| That serves you steamed clams in a bucket
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| So for clams in a bucket I go to old Pawtucket
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| 'Cause I’m such a hungry man
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| I take a train to downtown Philly
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| Where I eat scrapple 'til I get silly
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| I also eat a lot there of the pepper pot they got there
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| 'Cause I’m such a hungry man
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| I often fly up to the Maine coast
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| To get boiled lobster with some plain toast
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| To keep from being melancholy I munch a Mexican tamale
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| 'Cause I’m such a hungry man
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| Shish kebab, that’s one of my favorite snacks
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| Nothin' beats a piece of pizza
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| Out in Laguna, I get my tuna fish
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| I met a gal in Tucumcari
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| And she’s the one I plan to marry
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| Now she was fat and not good-lookin', but when she started cookin'
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| Mmm-mmm-mmm, I’m such a hungry man
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| Duncan Hines, he ain’t got nothin' on me
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| I’ve been known to drive alone
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| To Butte, Montana to get a banana split
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| I met a gal in Tucumcari
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| And she’s the one I plan to marry
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| Now she was fat and not good-lookin', but when she started cookin'
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| That’s when love began
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| 'Cause I’m such a hungry man |