| I want a great big comfortable bed,
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| so I can really spread out, and all that
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| Take it from me Ed, A man’s best friend is a bed
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| I want a big fat pillow that’s
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| softer than a billowy cloud, for my head
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| Take it from me Nat, A best head piece ain’t a hat
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| Yes, a friend will ditch you, a horse will pitch you
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| A car will give you lots of grief
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| A dog will bite you, Your wife will fight you
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| But if you want some genuine relief
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| Just get a great big comfortable bed,
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| where you can really spread out, and all that
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| Take it from me Ted, a man’s best friend is a bed
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| When you’re in trouble, worries double
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| And everybody’s talking back
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| Just take your shoes off, you’ll shake the blues off
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| If you would just let go when hit the sack
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| In a nice cool comfortable bed where you can spread, and all that
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| Take it from me Ted, a man’s best friend is a bed
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| Ask any soldier, marine or sailor
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| Any one who’s been without, what do they miss most
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| What thought is foremost? |
| No Sir, you’re wrong
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| It’s just a great big comfortable bed,
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| where can really spread out, and all that
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| Take it from me Ted, a man’s best friend is a bed
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| Yeah, if you dig me Jack, You’ll hit the sack
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| This ain’t no junk boy, hit that bar
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| Take it from me Ted, A man’s best friend is a bed |