| Every year 'bout half past four
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| We all go down to the old town hall
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| And all night long we have a ball
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| At the Hog Wash Junction function
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| Last year we took ethyl, gasoline and
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| Added some ketchup and kerosine and
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| Mixed it up in the washing machine
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| At the Hog Wash Junction function
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| Hanna gossipped all night with Suzy Brown
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| And Old Uncle Ezra wore his boozy frown, and
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| Jake and Jim had to have a fight
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| It didn’t make no difference, we rocked all night
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| Everybody flipped when Jill told Jack
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| «I'm flying to Mars on a donkey’s back»
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| She was tight as an Austrian broker’s sack
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| At the Hog Wash Junction function
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| (Hog Wash!)
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| (repeat at beginning of each bar during solos)
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| Yeah, Elmer Jones was dancing with Deeker Jones’s girl
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| And even Judge Bootum got up and took a whirl
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| The Mayor did the square to a boogie beat
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| Yes, the cook got high and burned the meat
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| I knew the party was a huge success
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| When the band started playing «How About That Mess?»
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| They started to hop and couldn’t stop
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| At the Hog Wash Junction function
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| They was singin' an' swingin' an' clownin' an' frownin' an'
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| Huggin' an' muggin' an' cooin' an' wooin'
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| They had a pa-suzillating ball
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| At the Hog Wash Junction function |