| I gotta tell you a story from way back
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| Truck on down and dig me Jack
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| There’s Big Moe, Little Moe, Four-Eyed Moe, No Moe
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| Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Moe
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| Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe
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| Who’s the greatest band around
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| Makes the cats jump up and down
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| Who’s the talk of Rhythm Town
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| Five guys named Moe
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| When they start to beat it out
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| Everybody jump and shout
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| Tell me who do the critics rave about
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| Five guys named Moe
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| They came out of nowhere
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| But that don’t mean a thing
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| They rate high and you’ll know why
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| When you hear them sing
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| High brow, low brow, all agree
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| They’re the best in harmony
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| I’m telling you folks you just got to see
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| Five guys named Moe
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| There’s Big Moe…
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| Little Moe…
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| One guy… Big Moe
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| Two guys… Little Big Moe
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| Three guys… Four-Eyed Moe
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| Four guys… No Moe
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| Five guys… Eat Moe
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| Five little guys named Moe |