Translation of the song lyrics XXX - Loonie, Hi-C

XXX (original)

Naaalala ko pa date, high school, pare
Meron akong kaklase, hayup na babae
Ako’y suplado na smooth, nice move, swabe
Di ko kinakausap, di ko type kunware
Itatago ko na lang sa pangalang Janelle
Usong uso pa noon yung pasahan ng papel
Pero lahat ng gusot, nahahanapan ng lusot
Kahit marameng nang-aasar: «Crush ka nung kulot!»
«Sino?
yung payatot na brush-up yung buhok?
Kinse anyos pa lang ako, batang mapusok
Malakas ang loob kahit labas ay marupok
Kaya direkta kong sinabe at wala ng pautot
Tinapat ko sya, sabi ko: Ikaw ang crush ko
Tinanong ko sya ng past nya, sinagot nya ko ng Pasko
Uminit ang Disyembre, biglang ginaw ng Mayo
Recess na ba?
Hindi pa pero break na tayo
Nasaan ka na?
Ako kaya’y naaalala pa
Nais sana kitang tawagan kaso baka maabala ka
Storya ng dati kong nobyang si Rossann
Ako yung bestfriend nya slash utusan
Magkaubusan man, walang iwanan
Kahit magkaipitan, kame nagtutulungan
Mano sa tatay, hatid-sundo sa bahay
Kabiruan ang kapatid, kasundo ang nanay
Kame ay natigilan at nagkakatitigan
Dalawang magkaibigan na nagkaibigan
Apat na taon, away bati, hila at tulak
Hanggang sa isang araw bigla kameng nag-usap:
«I need space» Noo nya’y nakakunot
«Space?
Bakit di ka na lang mag-astronaut»
Tapos binanatan nya ko ng classic na palusot
«It's not you, it’s me» Sino?
Yung umutot?
Dinadaan ko sa biro kahit puso ko’y natibo
Halos isang taon ko rin itong hindi pinahipo
Nasaan ka na?
Ako kaya’y naaalala pa
Nais sana kitang tawagan kaso baka maabala ka
Hanggang sa nakilala ko si Leslie Anne
Sa Myspace, ako’y kanyang tinestihan
Nice face!
Ako’y naseksihan
May katabing chick sa pic, kala ko lesbian
Nagkita kame, inglisan pa nung una
Pinakita nya saken yung mga tato nya
Nag-usap kame, umaga, tanghali hanggang gabi
Magkatabi naghati kame sa mamahaling kape
At tatlong kaha ng Marlboro na pula
Kaya tuloy aming lamesa’y puro abo na
Walang araw na hindi ko sya kasama
Katabi ko sya sa kama kahit di ko sya asawa
Siya yung tipong, parang barkada
Sanay tumambay sa kalsada
Masaya na sana, kaso wala na
Wala ng load, last piso ko na to
Kahit papano, namimiss ko rin kayo… ang cheesy…

XXX (translation)

I still remember dates, high school, man
I have a classmate, a girl
I'm stuck smooth, nice move, smooth
I don't talk, I don't type kunware
I'll just keep it under the name Janelle
It was still fashionable to carry paper
But everything that is tangled, finds a loophole
Even though many people tease: «Crush on that curly hair!»
« Who?
the straight hair brush-up?
I was only fifteen years old, an impetuous child
The heart is strong even though the outside is fragile
So I said it directly and without any fuss
I confessed to him, I said: You are my crush
I asked him about his past, he answered Christmas
December warmed up, May suddenly got cold
Is it recess?
Not yet but let's break
Where are you?
I still remember
I wanted to call you in case you were disturbed
Story of my ex-girlfriend Rossann
I'm his best friend slash boss
Even if it runs out, nothing will be left
Even when we are stuck, we help each other
Mano to dad, pick up at home
The brother is funny, the mother is agreeable
Kame was stunned and staring
Two friends who are friends
Four years, fighting, pulling and pushing
Until one day we suddenly talked:
«I need space» He frowned
«Space?
Why don't you just become an astronaut»
Then I hit him with a classic excuse
«It's not you, it's me» Who?
The fart?
I joke even though my heart is native
I also didn't touch it for almost a year
Where are you?
I still remember
I wanted to call you in case you were disturbed
Until I met Leslie Anne
On Myspace, he testified about me
Nice face!
I was sexy
There's a chick next to the pic, I'm a lesbian
We met, in English at first
He showed me his tattoos
We talked, morning, noon to night
We shared expensive coffee side by side
And three cans of Marlboro red
That's why our table is all ashes
There is not a day that I am not with him
I'm next to him in bed even though he's not my wife
He is the type, like a friend
Used to hang out on the street
I hope it's fun, but it's gone
There is no load, this is my last peso
Anyway, I miss you too… the cheesy…