| Okay, this guy walks into a bar
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| No, I’m just, I’m just fuckin' with you, I’m kiddin'
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| No, there’s this, this young bull and this old bull
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| And they’re standin' on top of a hill
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| And I tried to tell you before
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| That that’s why I left California
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| So they’re standing on top of this hill, right?
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| And they’re lookin' out over a pasture full of cows
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| Whole fucking pasture
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| And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes
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| «I got this really good idea»
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| And the old bull’s like, «Yeah?»
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| And I tried to tell you before
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| That that’s why I left California
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| Yeah, he’s like, «Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea
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| Let’s run down that hill and fuck one of those cows»
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| And the old bull just looks at him, you know, he’s just lookin' at him
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| He’s like, «Look, I got a better idea»
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| Young bull’s like, «Oh, yeah, what’s your fucking brilliant idea?»
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| And the old bull goes
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| And I tried to tell you before
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| That that’s why I left California
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| The old bull goes, «Let's walk down that hill
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| And fuck all of those cows, dig?»
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| You know, like he ain’t been in town long or something
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| I don’t know
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| And I tried to tell you before
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| That that’s why I left California |