| I took my dog to the vet today
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| He gave her a shot and put her away
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| And when I got home and got ready for bed, I realized what I’d done
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| And that’s one less thing on my mind
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| I left the man I’m in love with behind
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| I moved to Chicago and told him I’d write
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| But now when I wake and I see the wrong face I realize what I’ve done
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| And that’s one less thing on my mind
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| Did you think that I knew what I was doing
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| When I said that I had to grow up on my own for a while?
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| Now I’m dog-less and loveless and cold in a midwestern winter
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| If I’d known what I was doing I sure as fuck wouldn’t be here
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| Now I like to think that I like to learn from mistakes
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| But I’ve made that error in judgment one too many times
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| And I’m not the wiser and sure not the wealthier
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| I wish to God that I had’ve been healthier mentally
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| When I decided to make up my own mind
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| But that’s one less thing that takes up my time
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| Well, I’m lining up six or seven good jobs
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| My hair’s looking great and my friends are all snobs
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| But I don’t have my man and I don’t have my dog
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| And I don’t have very much fun
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| And that’s one less thing on my mind |