| There’s nothing like summer in the city
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| Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
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| There’s trouble in the air, you can smell it
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| And Alexander’s by himself. |
| I’ll let him tell it
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| I hadn’t slept in a week
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| I was weak, I was awake
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| You never seen a bastard orphan
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| More in need of a break
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| Longing for Angelica
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| Missing my wife
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| That’s when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life, she said:
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| I know you are a man of honor
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| I’m so sorry to bother you at home
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| But I don’t know where to go, and I came here all alone…
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| She said:
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| My husband’s doin' me wrong
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| Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me…
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| Suddenly he’s up and gone
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| I don’t have the means to go on
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| So I offered her a loan, I offered to walk her home, she said
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| You’re too kind, sir
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| I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
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| She lived a block away, she said:
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| This one’s mine, sir
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| Then I said, «Well, I should head back home,»
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| She turned red, she led me to her bed
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| Let her legs spread and said:
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| Stay?
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| Hey…
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| Hey…
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| That’s when I began to pray:
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| Lord, show me how to
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| Say no to this
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| I don’t know how to
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| Say no to this
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| But my God, she looks so helpless
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| And her body’s saying, «Hell, yes.»
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| Whoa…
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| No, show me how to
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| Say no to this
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| I don’t know how to
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| Say no to this
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| In my mind, I’m tryin' to go
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| Go! |
| Go! |
| Go!
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| Then her mouth is on mine, and I don’t say…
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| No! |
| No!
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| Say no to this!
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| No! |
| No!
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| Say no to this!
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| No! |
| No!
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| Say no to this!
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| No! |
| No!
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| Say no to this!
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| I wish I could say that was the last time
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| I said that last time. |
| It became a pastime
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| A month into this endeavor I received a letter
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| From a Mr. James Reynolds, even better, it said:
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| Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
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| And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
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| In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
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| You see, that was my wife who you decided to
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| Fuuuu…
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| Uh-oh! |
| You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
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| So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
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| And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
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| If the price is right: if not I’m telling your wife
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| I hid the letter and I raced to her place
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| Screamed, «How could you?!"in her face
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| She said:
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| No, sir!
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| Half dressed, apologetic
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| A mess, she looked pathetic, she cried:
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| Please don’t go, sir!
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| So was your whole story a setup?
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| I don’t know about any letter!
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| Stop crying
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| Goddammit, get up!
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| I didn’t know any better
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| I am ruined…
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| Please don’t leave me with him helpless (I am helpless — how could I do this?)
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| Just give him what he wants and you can have me
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| (I don’t want you)
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| Whatever you want (I don’t want you)
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| If you pay (I don’t)
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| You can stay
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| (Lord, show me how to say no to this)
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| Tonight (I don’t know how to say no to this)
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| ('Cause the situation’s helpless)
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| Helpless
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| (And her body’s screaming, «Hell, yes.»)
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| Whoa!
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| (No, show me how to say no to this)
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| How can you say no to this? |
| (How can I say no to this?)
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| (There is nowhere I can go)
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| (When her body’s on mine I do not say…)
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| (Yes) Yes
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| (Yes) Yes
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| (Yes) Ye-ye-yes
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| (Yes) Yes
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| (Say no to this…)
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| (I don’t say no to this) Don’t say no to this
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| (There is nowhere I can go)
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| So?
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| Nobody needs to know |