| Yeah
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| Ay, can y’all turn my headphones down? |
| Significantly?
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| Cool, that’s good
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| It was super loud
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| First of all, this shit about me
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| I ain’t made this shit for y’all, that’s the damn thing
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| I’ve been waiting pretty long to get on some shit and rip it for Dicky
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| So just consider this my damn theme song, baby
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| I’ve been working hella hard, though
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| There’s people telling me I’m 'bout to be a star, bro
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| But when I play 'em some of this, they like nobody want the piss, Lil Dicky
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| You the funny kid, that’s where your card go
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| That metaphor about my lane, if your retardo
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| I’m bubbling like I’m in a soda, word to Fargo
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| I’m tryna get the fucking fame and it’s a tricky little game you gotta play
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| Sometimes you gotta tell your heart «No»
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| Here’s the problem I’ve been having
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| I wanna make my favorite type of music
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| And the shit I like to bump is not the type I’m brewing
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| I be on that «Fuck the world, you motherfuckers losing"type of shit
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| Like all you haters, look at what the fuck I’m doing
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| All my favorite rappers not amusing
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| And I love my funny stuff, I hope it’s not confusing
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| I’m just saying, when you doing something time consuming
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| Every now and then you wanna spaz
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| Why I didn’t go with jazz, muhfucka
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| Get up in yo ass, muhfucka
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| Y’all are trash, ye ain’t even know the half
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| I could rattle off a lot of opposition to rap game
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| But honestly I’m not in the position for that plane
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| To carry any weight, I just gotta carry on and wait
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| 'Til a motherfucker carry all the weight
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| Hypothetically, though, I prolly tell you that I’m better than your every bro
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| I prolly tell you it’s subjective, I’m more impressive
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| You pressing play, a form of respective
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| I’m guessing more or less it won’t be competitive
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| Y’all adorable, seditive kind of rappers, so deplorably editive
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| Nothing’s worse than when a moron’s repetitive
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| I don’t get it, how is everyone the same dude?
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| The rookie walking on the court like «Man, I can’t lose»
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| They playing Dicky, everybody in the room be like «That's some shit»
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| Playing yo bum ass, they be like «That's some shit»
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| Y’all are bubbles with the rapping
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| Lil Dicky get it popping, you could say bubble rapping
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| The irony in all of this is I’ve been funny rapping
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| Yet the youngin’s snapping to the point where all of y’all are funny rapping
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| Congratulations, y’all can write a hook
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| At my graduation, they was saying I could write a book
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| If a Rotten Tomatoes site existed for us rappers
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| I would be a 97, y’all would hover 'round a 64
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| Little Dicky spit that Pixar
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| Hope you seeing why I really like to spit hard
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| Only problem is I’m rapping at rappers
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| To the people that be listening, that world doesn’t matter
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| Wanna know what the advantage of the rapper who black is?
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| The N-word isn’t antagonist
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| Before you get all huff and puff about, think about it, be analyst
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| The fact they always use it’s no accident
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| For example, I could be like «Go figure
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| I don’t think I’m one to fuck with all you ho «Y'all can fill in the blank
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| That don’t make it so you don’t gotta rap it a rapper
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| That applies to every detractor
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| But even if I had a word like disturbed
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| It’s absurd but I’m looking 'round and ain’t nobody verse me
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| I don’t think a motherfucker’s ever tried to hurt me
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| Every one I see has been supportive on this journey
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| Like where my haters at? |
| I’m thirsty
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| I just really wanna talk my shit, be like «Y'all ain’t shit»
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| But y’all ain’t shit, like, y’all don’t exist
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| I could talk about the people that are dicks but I feel like that’s whack
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| That’ll get old quick, Robin Williams in «Jack»
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| Who the fuck is my antagonist?
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| Is it you? |
| Is it you?
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| If it’s you, let me tell you something
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| You ain’t even got a clue 'bout the shit that’s coming
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| You don’t wanna be the dude in five years like
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| «The fuck, I dissed that
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| Shit was pretty clear, how the fuck I missed that?»
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| You know that I ain’t fucking light, bruh
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| I just fucked round and did this overnight, bruh
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| I just fucked around and quit a fucking job
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| where I was making triple digits then the comma got involved, dawg
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| This wasn’t rapping or trapping
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| This was rapping over a big ol' fucking house with a family |
| Who the fuck is listening but making Dicky so angry?
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| Is it you? |
| Is it you?
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| I’m just waiting on some nonbelievers
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| The writing isn’t on the wall, it’s coming out your speakers
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| Anybody disagree, I’m being so facetious, homie I mean it
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| Forget the website, I’m the only motherfucking rap genius
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| Where you doubters at, I’m tryna hear it
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| Maybe it’s the motherfuckers never paying mind to lyrics
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| I would dumb it down for y’all to try make it more appealing
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| But the ones who hang on every word think I’m kinda fearless
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| But even with no attention, you can kinda tell this motherfucker killing this
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| section
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| You can kinda tell this motherfucker still an erection
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| But getting harder by the minute, just admit it, it’s sexy
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| The funny fact about this shit, I gotta rap
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| about the fact I wanna rap about this shit to even rap about this shit
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| Nobody been sleeping on Dicky
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| It’s only been a year and bitches been sleeping on Dicky
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| Nobody took over the tape with they first tape
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| This motherfucker hasn’t struggled since the first grade
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| Add it up, there’s no excuse to berserk, Dave
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| Can’t debate this shit, you got to skip, you not on first tape
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| So what the fuck am I mad for?
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| What’s some other shit that I could actually spaz for?
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| Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve been stuck in this lab for
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| A hundred fucking days straight cooking up raps or
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| The fact this shit been taking over every thing in life
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| I gotta make it so I made the call to leave it all behind
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| That’s my girl, that’s my world, that’s beyond being busy
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| Now the only one that gets to David Burd is Lil Dicky
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| See, I told you this about me
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| Go on and look up in the mirror, see with LD
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| Who you hate, boy?
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| Only care about me, said I’m straight, boy
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| Maybe I’m the one that gotta hit when I wanna murder shit
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| Y’all probably thinking «Who is David Burd?"and shit
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| Y’all just wanna hear some LD
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| But I ain’t made this shit for y’all, that’s the damn thing |