Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Classic Male Pregame, artist - Lil Dicky. Album song Professional Rapper, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 30.07.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Commission, David Burd
Song language: English
Classic Male Pregame |
What’s up, y’all? |
It’s your boy LD |
A.K.A. |
The Original Pancake |
I’m going the fuck out tonight |
Off work, 'bout to get trashed |
Me and my crew all about to get ass |
Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap |
Me and Dean 'bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash |
Clean up my room, bitches 'bout to peep that |
Peeing, getting groomed, bitches 'bout to eat that |
Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that |
Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap |
Now I gotta play the game right with Liz |
Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder |
Eight o’clock so I think it’s only right I hit her |
With a «what you got on tap for the night?», delivered |
While I wait Imma pick a shirt |
Ain’t nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first |
Mark got a little sad cause his favorite shirt’s plaid but fuck him |
He knows I back off in a reverse |
Now I’m taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle |
And thinking of all the bitches we gon' haul in |
Sam say I know a house party and it’s popping |
Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman |
Oh, yeah, we plotting |
This is a pregame |
It’s a pregame |
A classic male pregame |
Not a weekday |
So this is when we take |
Shots and we chasing alternate DJs |
And that we pray cause |
And we all get drunk |
And we get dressed up |
And we all buy gum |
And we all gon' fuck |
Aye, pour me another shot, God damn it |
I’m tryna get to a place where I can talk to these bitches |
I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope |
Ten O Clock, words getting slurred |
Another shot, Sam’s tryna hurry |
Mark’s not, says he isn’t worried |
He ain’t tryna spend hella bread at the clurb |
Call him out, «since when you using clurb, faggot» |
Mark pouts, something like a herb rabbit |
Dean smiles, we been doing work |
Pretty turnt, think he blacked out |
Lil Dicky burp loud |
Peep phone, what the fuck, she ain’t text back |
Pretty close to considering a text back |
Spilling Coke on my shirt that’s a red flag |
Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on |
We debating the top ten in the NBA |
Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A |
Shawshank Redemption popped on, attention all on |
Sam was like, «nah, the party called off» |
I already got a Lyft, I’m going out to a bar |
Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard |
You know I couldn’t resist, we blazing, now the car here |
And we get fucked up |
And we all feel rushed |
And our plans fall through |
And we in bad moods |
Man, what time is it? |
12:24? |
And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1:30 |
Let me just think for like a second |
Sam like, «we gotta go, cause the car here» |
Mark like, «I don’t know, what’s the bar deal?» |
Dean like, «I'm on a roll in Guitar Hero» |
Dicky looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro |
Sam looking let down, 'bout to go berserk |
Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp |
Dean blacked out, he ain’t even on the earth |
I was like, «Sam, I was with it with my other shirt» |
Sam bounced, he’s like, «fuck it, I’m out» |
Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground |
Text Liz, «what the fuck?», even snuck in a frown |
I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower |
Now I’m jerking off inside a condom (I do that) |
I text my ex say, «I miss you often"(true that) |
Sam back, it’s not even one yet, he a dumb mess |
He about to be a problem |
I ain’t even tripping, I’m Tindering |
All of a sudden I’m blinking, I’m squinting |
It’s saying it’s six in the morning |
I’m stinking, I’m still in the same shit from last night |
Got a text from Mark saying: |
«I ain’t mad, but I know you’ll clean the bath, right?» |
And we get too drunk |
And we don’t have fun |
Then we eat too much |
And the next day sucks |
Like, we really just wake up and spend far too much time shitting |
So, the whole process just seems flawed |
Thank you for your time |