| She got dirt up under her fingernails
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| She got lint down between her toes
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| She got paint above her eyeballs and
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| Powder on and up in her nose
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| She got tits made out of recycled bottles
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| Her hair flipped up in a twirl
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| She wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin
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| She’s a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl
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| He likes the redskins rather than foreskins
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| He got a tattoo of Budweiser frogs
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| He got Sears tools since he can’t afford Snap-On
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| Spent his money on a pedigree huntin' dog
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| He’s a poor man stuck in a poor man’s body
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| And he shot his very first squirrel
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| He’s got a naked picture of Sarah Palin
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| Looking for a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl |