| Hendershot |
|---|
| Lonely, homely boy they called him Lucy |
| Mama’s little man |
| And she calls him Hendershot |
| His mama called him Hendershot |
| Be seen and not be heard, they told him |
| He grew into a big man they call |
| Hendershot |
| They always call him Hendershot |
| Walking down the side streets of SoHo |
| Chances are you’ll bump into our friend |
| Hendershot |
| That’s Hendershot |
| Sitting on a blanket near Saint Marks |
| Is a man selling handbags he gets from |
| Hendershot |
| But he doesn’t call him Hendershot |
