| Oh, Red went and bought himself a monkey
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| Got him from a pawn shop broker
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| Taught that monkey how to guzzle beer
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| And he taught him out to play stud poker
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| Last night when they were gambling in the kitchen
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| The monkey he was taking a beating
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| The monkey said Red, «I'm going to shoot you dead
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| Because I know that well, you been a cheating.»
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| Well, run Red run, because he’s got your gun
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| And he’s aiming it at your head
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| Run Red run, because he’s got your gun
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| And he’s aiming it at your head
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| You better get up and wail
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| You better move your tail before he fills it full of lead
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| Oh, Red jumped up and started to move like a P80-Saber Jet
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| He zoomed around the corner, and he disappeared
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| And everybody started to stare
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| The race was on, you know the chase was on
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| And Red he was all shook up
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| But, let me tell you sport, don’t sell that monkey short
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| Because he’s a travelling son of a gun
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| Well, run Red run, because he’s got your gun
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| And he’s aiming it at your head
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| Run Red run, because he’s got your gun
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| And he’s aiming it at your head
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| You better get up and wail
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| You better move your tail before he fills it full of lead
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| Monkey trapped Red in a parking alot
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| Down along the Avenue
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| Monkey said, «Red, you’ve made a man out of me
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| Now I’m going to make a monkey out of you
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| Give me your car keys, give me your wallet
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| Give it to me here, or I’ll shoot
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| Going to put on your brand new Stetson hat
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| And go to town in your new brown suit.»
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| Well, run Red run, because he’s got your gun
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| And he’s aiming it at your head
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| Run Red run, because he’s got your gun
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| And he’s aiming it at your head
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| You better get up and wail
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| You better move your tail before he fills it full of lead |