| HOME!
|
| GO WEST!
|
| GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
|
| OH, WHY DID YOU EVER LEAVE OHIO?
|
| A MILLION KIDS JUST LIKE YOU
|
| COME TO TOWN EVERY DAY
|
| WITH STARS IN THEIR EYES.
|
| THEY??? |
| RE GOING TO CONQUER THE CITY,
|
| THEY??? |
| RE GOING TO GRAB OFF THE PULITZER PRIZE,
|
| BUT IT??? |
| S A TERRIBLE PITY,
|
| BECAUSE THEY??? |
| RE IN FOR A BITTER SURPRISE.
|
| AND THEIR STORIES ALL FOLLOW ONE LINE,
|
| LIKE HIS,
|
| LIKE HIS,
|
| LIKE MINE!
|
| BORN IN DULUTH,
|
| NATURAL WRITER,
|
| PUBLISHED AT SEVEN -- GENIUS TYPE --
|
| WROTE THE SCHOOL PLAY,
|
| WROTE THE SCHOOL PAPER,
|
| SUMMA CUM LAUDE -- ALL OF THAT TRIPE --
|
| CAME TO NEW YORK,
|
| GOT ON THE STAFF HERE,
|
| THIS WAS MY CHANCE TO BE HEARD.
|
| WELL, SINCE THEN I HAVEN??? |
| T WRITTEN A WORD.
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME!
|
| MAN FROM DETROIT,
|
| WONDERFUL ARTIST,
|
| WENT TO PICASSO -- PABLO SAID??? |
| WOW???
|
| SETTLED IN FRANCE,
|
| BOUGHT HIM A BERET,
|
| LIVED IN MONTMARTRE,
|
| REALLY LEARNED HOW.
|
| CAME TO NEW YORK -- HAD AN EXHIBIT,
|
| ART CRITICS MADE A BIG FUSS.
|
| NOW, HE PAINTS THOSE TOOTHPASTE ADS ON THE BUS!
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME!
|
| GIRL FROM MOBILE,
|
| VERSATILE ACTRESS,
|
| TRAGIC OR COMIC,
|
| ANY OLD PLAY,
|
| SUFFERED AND STARVED,
|
| MET STANISLAVSKY.
|
| HE SAID THE WORLD WOULD
|
| CHEER HER SOME DAY.
|
| CAME TO NEW YORK,
|
| REPERTOIRE READY,
|
| CHEKHOV??? |
| S AND SHAKESPEARE??? |
| S AND WILDE??? |
| S.
|
| NOW, THEY WATCH HER FLIPPING FLAPJACKS AT CHILDS…
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME!
|
| KID FROM CAPE COD,
|
| FISHERMAN??? |
| S FAMILY,
|
| MARVELOUS SINGER -- BIG BARITONE --
|
| RENTED HIS BOAT,
|
| PAID FOR HIS LESSONS,
|
| STARVED FOR HIS STUDIES,
|
| DOWN TO THE BONE.
|
| CAME TO NEW YORK,
|
| AIMED AT THE OPERA,
|
| SING??? |
| RIGOLETTO??? |
| HIS WISH.
|
| AT THE FULTON MARKET NOW HE YELLS??? |
| FISH???
|
| WHAT A WASTE,
|
| WHAT A WASTE, AH -- FISH!
|
| WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME!
|
| GO HOME! |
| GO WEST!
|
| GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
|
| GO HOME! |