| While we are on the subject of hard work, I just wanted to tell you that I am a man who likes hard work.
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| I was born working and I worked my way up by hard work.
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| I aint ever got no where, but I got there byhard work.
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| Work of the hardest kind.
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| I been down and I been out
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| I been disgusted I been busted and I couldnt be trusted.
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| I worked my way up and I worked my way down
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| I been drunk and I been sober.
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| I been baptized and hyjacked.
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| Worked my way in jail and I worked my way outta jail
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| Woke up a lot of mornins, didn’t know where I was at.
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| The hardest work I ever done was when I was tryin to get myself a worried woman
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| to help ease my worried mind.
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| Im gonna tell ya just how much work I had to do to get this woman I was tellin
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| you about
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| I shook hands with 97 of her kinfolk and her blood relatives and I done just
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| the same with 86 people whos just her friends and her neighbors
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| I kissed 73 babies and put dry pants on 34 of em well as others
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| Done this same thing well there are a lot of other things just like this.
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| I held 125 wild horses and put saddles and bridles on more than that
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| Harnessed some of the wildest and craziest teams in that whole country
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| I rode 14 loco broncos to a stand still
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| And I let 42 hound dogs lick me all over, 7 times Is bit by hungry dogs and I was chewed all to pieces by rattlesnakes and water moccasins on 2 river bottoms
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| I chopped and carried 314 arm loads of stove wood
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| 109 buckets of coal
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| Carried a gallon of kerosene 18 miles over the mountains
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| Got lost lost a good pair of shoes in a mudhole
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| And I chopped and weeded 48 rows of short cotton
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| 13 acres of bad corn
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| I cut the sticker weeds out of 11 back yards
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| All on account of cuz I wanted to show her that I was a man and I liked to work
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| I cleaned out 9 barn lofts
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| Cranked 31 cars, all makes and models
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| Pulled 3 cars out of mud holes, and 4 or 5 out of snow drifts
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| I dug 5 cisterns of water for some of her friends
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| Run all kinds of errands
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| Played the fiddle for 9 church meetins
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| I Joined 11 separate denominations
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| I joined up and signed up with 7 best trade unions I could find
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| I paid my wages, um, a, dues 6 months in advance
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| I waded 48 miles of swamps and 6 big rivers
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| Walked across 2 ranges of mountains and crossed 3 deserts
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| I got the fever, Sun stroke, Malaria, blue, moonstruck, skeeter bit,
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| Poison Ivy and the 7-year itch and the blind staggers
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| I was give up for less, lost and dead a couple of times
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| Struck by lightning, struck by Congress, struck by friends and kinfolks well as by 3 cars on highways A lot of times in peoples hen-houses
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| I been hit and run down run over and walked on knocked around.
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| Im just sittin here now tryin to study up what else I can do to show that women
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| that I still aint afraid of hard work |