Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sweet Transvestite, artist - Laverne CoxDate of issue: 20.10.2016
Song language: English
Sweet Transvestite |
| How d’you do? |
| I- |
| See you’ve met my- |
| Faithful handyman |
| He’s just a little brought down |
| Because when you knocked |
| He thought you were the candyman! |
| Don’t get strung out by the way I look |
| Don’t judge a book by its cover |
| I’m not much of a man by the light of day |
| But by night I’m one hell of a lover! |
| I’m just a sweet transvestite (Sweet Transvestite!) |
| From Transexual, Transylvania! |
| Let me show you around |
| Maybe play you a sound |
| You look like you’re both pretty groovy |
| Or if you want something visual |
| That’s not too abysmal |
| We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie… |
| I’m glad we caught you at home… |
| Could we use your phone? |
| We’re both i-in a bit of a hurry… |
| Right! |
| We’ll just say where we are |
| Then go back to the car |
| We don’t want to be any worry! |
| You got caught with a flat… |
| Well, how about that? |
| Now, babies, don’t you panic! |
| By the light of the night, it’ll all seem alright |
| I’ll get you a satanic mechanic! |
| I’m just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite!) |
| From Transexual, Transylvania! |
| Why don’t you stay for the night? |
| Or maybe a bite? |
| I could show you my favourite obsession |
| I’ve been making a man |
| With blond hair and a tan |
| And he’s good for relieving my t-t-tension! |
| I’m just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite) |
| From Transexual, Transylvania |
| Heeey, I’m just a sweet transvestite. |
| (Sweet transvestite) |
| From Transexual, Transylvania |
| So… |
| Come up to the lab |
| And see what’s on the slab! |
| I see you shiver with antici- |
| -pation |
| But maybe the rain |
| Isn’t really to blame |
| So I’ll remove the cause… |
| (Chuckles Darkly) |
| But not the symptom! |