Lyrics Planet Schmanet Janet - Laverne Cox

Planet Schmanet Janet

I’ll tell you once
I won’t tell you twice!
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss!
Your apple pie don’t taste too nice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss!
I’ve laid the seed, it should be all you need
You’re as sensual as a pencil!
Wound up like an 'e' or a first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block?
Well take my advice!
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss!
The Transducer will seduce ya'
It’s something you’ll get used to
A mental mindfuck can be nice!
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss!
You’d better wise up
Build your thighs up!
You’d better wise up…
And then she cries out:
STOP!