| The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks and cheers
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| Ol' Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers
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| Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe
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| The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew
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| Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar
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| The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar
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| Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all
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| He took a swig, did a jig and had a mighty fall
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| There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more
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| Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all
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| I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below
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| I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go!
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| Sailing on the high
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| Our drinks raised to the sky
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| Questing together
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| Ready to drink into the night
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| Let’s Drink — these barrels 'til they’re dry
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| Let’s Party- like we’re gonna die
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| Now Skull — slam your beer bong down
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| And raise your stein up to the sky
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| Let’s Drink — stop at every bar
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| Let’s Party — rums and wenches yarr
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| Now Skull — put every drop away
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| We’re Pirates — fucken oath we argh!
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| While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me
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| She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee
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| She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north
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| I got a little side tracked and the ship steered way off course
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| Ahoy! |
| She said as the sea men came to greet her merrily
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| The Lager Crew yelled out, «fuck yeah» and raised their drinks to me
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| I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg
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| I’ll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard
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| Sailing on the high
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| Our drinks raised to the sky
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| Questing together
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| Ready to drink into the night
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| Let’s Drink — these barrels 'til they’re dry
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| Let’s Party- like we’re gonna die
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| Now Skull — slam your beer bong down
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| And raise your stein up to the sky!
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| Let’s Drink — stop at every bar
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| Let’s Party — rums and wenches yarr
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| Now Skull — put every drop away
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| We’re Pirates — fucken oath we argh! |