Translation of the song lyrics Minä ja Jari - Laakso

Minä ja Jari (original)

Min ja Jari mentiin lauantaina Hanoi Rocks konserttiin
Kuultiin taruja «nuo on rockstaroja», aamusta iltaan amfetamiin
Konsertti oli mahtava mutta met ulos heitettiin,
Tst jatkoillle uusille matkoille ulkona ptettiin
Jonku autolla yhtkki lautalla «jass Gotlantiin?»
Saaressa vanhoissa juhlavaatteissa satamassa nukuttiin
Keskell piv meille selvis ett jatkot oli ohi ja meilt puuttu koti,
No ei siin mitn keskell kes vain lintu tarvii pes
Ja meillhn oli jo juhlavaatteet pll ja rikkaita naisia paikka oli tynn!
Ajattelin kyh elm, rikkaan naisen kanssa se loppuis thn
Sitten mietittiin mill hinnalla menisimme naimisiin.
Ptettiin ett naimisiin ei menn milln halvalla hinnalla
Ei naimisiin langeta vaikka elm ois kuinka kankeaa
Jos haluat ett papille vastaan tahdon niin muista et se maksaa!
Viimeiset rahat samppanjaan, ei mitn huolia «maana maana»
Hotellihuonekkin maksettiin, ei mitn huolia «maana maana»
Uusi ilta ja kova meno pll «true friends it never ends»
Kesiltas kevyt hengitt, rakastan elm
Kesiltas kevyt hengitt, rakastan elm
Jari tuli juttuun mustan neidin kanssa
Jtin ne rauhaan sanoin «jag mste danssa»
Myhemmin huomasin et olin yksin, Jari oli lhtenyt hotelliin
Jaa jaa mitp tss yelmss soolona istuskelee
Se traagiselta nytt voi ett m oon jykk flirttaileen tst meen
Ajattelin ett yrittisin tuon kovan mimmin kanssa pst kotiin
Menin sitte rohkeasti poriseen ja tuntu silt ett hyvin menee.
Mutta vhn ajan pst huomasin sen, ett kova mimmi oli hyvin uskollinen
Se sano «ennen ku menen naimisiin en puutu mihinkn likaseen seksiin»
Min muka hymyilin ja vastasin ett «baby marry me!»
Se haukku mut, ei mua halunnut
M lhdin, lhdin, lhdin.
No m tilasin taksin ja taksi piti maksaa,
Silloin ei ollutkkaan yhtn rahaa
Taskuja kaivoin olin menettnyt kaiken, rosvo oli se uskovainen nainen
Se nytti olevansa enkeli, sitten rysti mut, helvetin enkeli
Sit, itseni maailmaa — vaikka mit vihasin, vihasin, vihasin
Ei auttanut muu, vaan hyvksy katu, jolla piti ypy
Thn loppu satu oli kyhempi kuin koskaan, kaikki oli roskaa
Halusin itseni kostaa
Taas viikon pst en vhkn kadu en tt Viikon pst uudestaan rikkaita naisia baariin jahtaamaan.

(translation)

Min and Jari went to the Hanoi Rocks concert on Saturday
We heard rumors «they are rock stars», from morning to night on amphetamines
The concert was great but we were thrown out,
So, for continued new journeys, outside was taken
Anyone with a car or a ferry to "Jass Gotland?"
On the island, we slept in old party clothes in the harbor
In the middle of the day, it became clear to us that the extensions were over and we were missing a home,
Well, not here, as in the middle of summer only a bird needs a bath
And we already had party clothes, and the place was full of rich women!
I thought kyh elm, with a rich woman it ends thn
Then we wondered at what price we would get married.
It was decided that marriage does not come at a cheap price
Don't get married no matter how hard it is
If you want the priest to accept the will, remember that it doesn't cost!
Last money for champagne, no worries «maana maana»
The hotel room was also paid for, no worries «maana maana»
New night and going hard pll «true friends it never ends»
Summer light breaths, I love elm
Summer light breaths, I love elm
Jari started a conversation with a black girl
I left them alone with «jag mste danssa»
Later I noticed that I was alone, Jari had left for the hotel
Share share how much tss yelmss is sitting alone
It's tragic now that I've been flirting with you
I thought I'd try to go home with that tough mimmi
So I bravely went to the mud and I felt like it was going well.
But after a while I noticed that tough Mimmi was very loyal
It says «before I get married I won't have any dirty sex»
I smiled and answered «baby marry me!»
It barked at me, it didn't want me
I went, went, went.
Well, I ordered a taxi and had to pay for the taxi,
I didn't have any money then
Digging my pockets, I had lost everything, the robber was the believing woman
It claimed to be an angel, then it hit me, a damn angel
Sit, my world — even though I hated, hated, hated
Nothing else helped, but accept the street on which the ypy was held
The rest of the fairy tale was worse than ever, everything was rubbish
I wanted to avenge myself
After a week, I won't even regret it. After a week, I'll go to the bar to chase rich women again.