| Mentiras Post (original) | Mentiras Post (translation) |
|---|---|
| Aquí en Mentiras Post, diario de la mañana | Here in Lies Post, morning newspaper |
| Lo nuestro es desinformar | Ours is to misinform |
| Somos propiedad privada | We are private property |
| Controlamos a la gente opinando seriamente | We control people by seriously opining |
| Sepa toda la verdad y llegue al fondo de la noticia | Know the whole truth and get to the bottom of the news |
| Y si quiere usted cagar, sepa con lo que se limpia | And if you want to shit, know what you clean yourself with |
| Esta prensa, quien la paga manipula la realidad | This press, whoever pays for it, manipulates reality |
| Retocando, recortando, deformando la verdad | Retouching, cropping, warping the truth |
