
Date of issue: 31.12.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Capitol
Song language: English
The Joint |
Yo, you gots the joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Yo, who’s got the joint? |
We all got the joint |
We all on point, we all on point |
Yo, you gots the Joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Where and when, it probably fell out your ear |
I’ma look behind the couch, finding all kinds of shit |
Hair pins, erasers, crumbled up pieces of paper |
Broken pagers, and a half pack of grits |
Cuz I slipped on my floor walking up the stairs |
Could still be camouflaged, hidin' in my hair |
Behind my ear nestled in the back, but it ain’t |
I know because I checked, I’m still searchin' for the dank |
You probably threw it out with your old pack of cigarettes |
Look in the trash can, your as high as you get |
Sometimes you forget, smokin' one to many hits |
About to look in my caddy, down the walkway bricks |
I jumped out the screen door, mac light in hand |
Searchin' down the sidewalk, leadin' to my van |
I hit the alarm and the door just slides |
I check from front to back and side to side |
Then I let the Alpine play |
Got the 6 disc changer, read-out display |
Called my boy Dave, who gets paid to skate |
Bling, hello, I think it fell by your gate |
Well it’s not in my van, so I checked my jeep |
Limited edition 4×4 with leather seats |
Looked in the ashtray and only found a roach |
I was so fuckin' high I forgot that we had smoked |
Yo, you gots the joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Yo, who’s got the joint? |
We all got the joint |
We all on point, we all on point |
Yo, you gots the Joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
I got the joint, but you ain’t gonna smoke it |
Come around get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus |
King klick tokas, royalty smokers |
Come around it disappears like hokus pokus |
I’m gettin' amped up, in different states of mind |
I hit a depth for a track as I prepare my rhyme |
Sometimes I’m real high, besides I don’t lie |
Look at all these phony people tryin to make supply |
Yeah, you sly in your flashy suits |
You sellouts get the fuck outta here, bail out |
I sag my jeans, rock hemp and (??) |
I got a 85 caddy, give a fuck about the billboard |
You live at large with your three car garage |
Your Ferrari, BM, and Lamborgini coutures |
I smoke hard, blow large, keep you guessin |
Up in the treehouse, like a bird, nestin |
Loungin, you’ll be amazed how I’m steppin |
It’s a blessin, lookin' over my ground |
Eyes like a owl head, rotates around |
360 degrees in a circle |
Yo, you gots the joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Yo, who’s got the joint? |
We all got the joint |
We all on point, we all on point |
Yo, you gots the Joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Yo I got the joint and it’s rolled with precision |
Precisely sliced in the ends, surgical incisions |
It’s like religion, my blunt rollin' routine |
It’s a process, and yet it comes guaranteed, by me (by who?) |
Motherfuckin' Johnny Richter |
If you lay on the work then call me Johnny the evictor |
To play with my money is to play with my emotions |
Like tokens in Vegas, your ass is cash |
I got incredible dank, as it lingers out the chamber |
Mind blowin smoke, unbelievable taste |
Jack frost have you lost, seeing stars in space |
Laced up to the moon, Pluto, then Neptune |
The earth is greenest, smokin' bong loads in Venus |
The rings of Saturn gettin' lost in space |
Homebase it the place we blaze the most weed |
I gots the joint is the bomb ass (??) |
Yo, you gots the joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Yo, who’s got the joint? |
We all got the joint |
We all on point, we all on point |
Yo, you gots the Joint? |
Nah, I got the joint |
Just a player with the big hair, baby (??) five |
Still bumpin, getting high, constantly red eyed |
12−28, full of bitches inside |
1605, where the homies reside |
We fly, first class, with the (??) |
Rockin' vertebrae (??) wallet chains on their hips |
Saggin' jeans, DCs, pocket full of weed |
I got what you want, tell me what you need |
And I’ll proceed to bust out the pounds and break em down |
Got connection to PC, Cali, and Chi-Town |
Whether up north, down south, or the inbetween |
Red, purple, orange, or the lizard green |
I got the joint but you ain’t gonna smoke it |
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus |
King klick tokas, royalty smokers |
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus |
Yo, who’s that peepin' in my window? |
Hope it’s not a po-po |
Cuz then they gonna see my crops |
I got the joint but you ain’t gonna smoke it |
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus |
King klick tokas, royalty smokers |
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus |
Back wall hydroponic system, stealthy position |
With couple thousand watts |
I got the joint but you ain’t gonna smoke it |
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus |
King klick tokas, royalty smokers |
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus |
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