| Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game
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| Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
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| Welcome to Stonetown, it’s a tokers paradise (Stonetown)
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| The cannabis rivers are flowing, we’re blowing bowls out through the night
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| (Down in Stonetown)
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| The atmosphere’s always inviting, enlighten, uplifting for all (Stonetown)
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| The Indica and the Sativa aroma just seeps through the walls
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| Down in Stonetown
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| What’s up y’all it’s Mr. JR
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| Am like the sheriff of these here parts
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| Call me Mr. White Herb and protector of the perbs
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| And every other herb wanted at large
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| It’s like the wild wild west for all cannabis lovers
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| Where cops get high too, no undercovers
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| Like Chris Columbus, come and discover
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| A new world better than sex with no rubbers
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| Where everybody’s getting high with each other
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| And when a joint goes out, we just light another
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| Come on brother let’s all get along
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| Oh look there’s the presidents Mr. Cheech and Chong
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| And by now you should know it’s Johnny Richter
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| Welcome to the Stonetown marijuana mixer
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| Nice to meet ya, stay as long as you want
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| But first you gotta clear the bowl out my fucking bong
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| Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)
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| Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
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| So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)
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| Up here in Stonetown, we’re so glad you came (We're so glad you came)
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| Hi folks, now how’s it been going?
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| The crops near done and the kegs is flowing
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| This way to the hotel where we smoke well
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| But it ain’t no holiday inn (No!)
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| It’s a busted up brothel, an Amsterdam hostel
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| A really rundown dive
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| A cover up for the plants that we gots inside
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| Where we get whiskey drunk and we dance all night
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| Yeah let me take your bags and your things
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| Give you 29 bongs rips, none of which sting
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| Loc’s got the kill bud, X got the chronic
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| Richter got a hefty bag full of supersonic and me?
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| Me and Bobby D we stone silly
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| Double edged banger next up is Greg Philly
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| Stuck from the scissor hash downtown living
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| They call me dirtball and I’m Stonetown driven
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| Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)
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| Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
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| So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)
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| Up here in Stonetown, we’re so glad you came (We're so glad you came)
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| So good to be here, it’s nice to meet ya
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| Looking around at the people I greet
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| Now look at me face, now look at me features
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| I make you look crazy, I’m smoking my reefer
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| Call me the chief, I sprinkle the kief
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| The head of the class a science teacher
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| After the school, after the snap
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| I crash my car into the bleacher
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| I’m breaking them down to pounds to grains
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| Peanuts to pretzels
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| Chris a erica, josh a bill
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| Am super man Shaquille O’Neil
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| Surfing to kill it’s on the deck
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| Ben is boss so who’s the next
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| I check my text, I sent a tweet
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| I took the pitch, I smoke my weed
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| Welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is the game)
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| Out here in Stonetown, weed is the name
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| So welcome to Stonetown, where weed is the game (Weed is your game)
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| Up here in Stonetown, we’re so glad you came (We're so glad you came) |