Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Me & My Skate, artist - Kottonmouth Kings. Album song Royal Highness, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.1997
Record label: Capitol
Song language: English
Me & My Skate |
| Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk rock kid |
| Aw shit, god damn, what’s happening here? |
| Damn helicopters |
| And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a test tube |
| One of them glass ones |
| Oh man, i’ll check the news and find out what the hell’s happening here |
| Fuckin' commercials, God Damn! |
| Radio: |
| This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County California |
| When just moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky |
| Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee |
| Skating eastbound on Yorba Linda Blvd. |
| D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities |
| For being a nuisance to society |
| Approach with caution |
| D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering substence |
| It’s me and my skate |
| Shit, this world of hate and confusion |
| I sweat all day to create an illusion |
| Or a fantasy, yeah that’s what you call it |
| You play to skate you be a bong tokin' alcoholic |
| Well this come true, so i grip the mic tightly |
| And when im rockin' the stage, my skates beside me |
| After the show you’ll catch me skatin' in the parking lot |
| Bustin' grinds and flips my board is all i got |
| To escape the realness of reality |
| I smoke a joint so i can cope with this insanity |
| They say sobriety’s the answer to society |
| I say its anarchy but they ain’t understanding me |
| I say it twice, but man just can’t relate |
| I guess its fate, my boards my mate |
| Just, just me and my skate |
| Radio: |
| In other breaking news |
| Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee |
| Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ’s Liquor in the city of Orange |
| Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes |
| The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting |
| riots, and abusive behavior |
| Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. |
| jumping from a moving vehicle under the |
| influence of alcohol. |
| Now i just got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison |
| Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum |
| Name is _ in many girlies conversations |
| But it gets complicated with the situation in your face |
| My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool |
| But don’t get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool |
| 'cause its mad you wanna beer like marijuana |
| She said, «Hi Saint, my name’s Do-Juana |
| Do wanna wanna wanna take me home? |
| Do wanna wanna wanna lay and bone? |
| But i get aggravated, mentally frusrated |
| When i act like chin straps 'cause your boyfriends player hated |
| Left jab, right hook, then i knocked him out |
| I hate player haters so i pissed in his mouth |
| Radio: |
| Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to |
| the Federal Bureau of Investigations |
| The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X |
| Are saught in conection with a number of charges ranging from obscenity |
| Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior |
| And demoralizing society |
| Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, quote |
| «Crucify those young punks» |
| Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that |
| The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back |
| Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track |
| I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat sack |
| Too many vices, insane extremities |
| I got no good solutions, or no quick remedies |
| Don’t wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5 |
| Fuck flippin' burgers don’t wanna drop no fries |
| Don’t wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk |
| Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick |
| Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass tones |
| I’m not a loser, look at you, don’t wanna be left alone |
| Additcted to the nicotine, a full time toker |
| Or more confused with mi vida loca |
| Late-night toker, indo smokas |
| Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X |
| Let your skills flex |
| Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey Daddy X |
| Put those fools in check |
| Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your here |
| Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle beer |
| Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain’t got no time for that |
| I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it chill to max |
| So when you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J |
| Say what’s up, im out, peace |
| Me, Me and my skate |
| My skate, my mate my skate |
| Me, me and my skate |
| My mate in this world of hate |
| Radio: |
| After an all out man hunt by local and federal officals |
| The Kottonmouth committee still remains at large |
| Last spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug |
| Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier today |
| The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high |
| Thats' the local news for now, we’ll update you on the situation as it happens |
| I’m Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial |
| Now back to you Bob. |